LZ the man

oh cool a ghost. actually, I'm a ghoul

[Matt Prissel @mattprissel]

Notorious BIG was killed 21 years ago today. One of the all time best "lyrical geniuses"! Take your pick.... "Birthdays were the worst days..." or "I had the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match...." Quality Throwbacks!

[Trey King @TreyKingFC]

@BigManLZ student anamorphic art RT competition most RT wins. #gocrickets @fccrickets #K12ArtChat #art #synagogue #judaism @UnitedSynagogue @RabbiShmuley #coexistence #coexist #hashtag

[Trey King @TreyKingFC]

Anamorphic drawings #gocrickets

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

@Maddie_dot_com Hits home

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

the grim reaper actually only uses his scythe when a big bushel of wheat needs to die

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

"Is the universe your THOT"

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

sure, sing the praises of air conditioning, the automobile, and refrigeration while the inventor of t humble ceiling fan weepsshame on u all

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

I think when Usain Bolt's Olympic career is over, we should pump him full of drugs and see how fast we can get a human to go

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

"Try again sweaty"

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

When you say sweaty instead of sweetie

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

you: *listening to music*
me, an intellectual: *listening to deep sea recordings*

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

bed bass and beyond

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

maybe the real yeet was the friends we made along the way

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

what did the procrastinating dog 🐶 say?

ill do it ARRRRF ARRRRFter

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

i hope my shirt with a dog on it comes before the weekend so i can wear it to this party :)

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

luke zank: in space

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

ww2 but from a ducks perspective

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

Does pizza base work as bred stay tuned to find out

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

Poolitics

[LZ the man @BigManLZ]

catch me outside
eating activated almonds
how about that