Roan

Yard owner - grade 4 record book reader - owner of a yard. 23

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Girl posting her ass:

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WoahhVickyyy:
Our skin is a home for eyes undesired

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[Roan @bigmanroan]

Watching a bulldozer attempt to pick up the same piece of metal with a giant magnet for 10 minutes is what life is about

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Hello beautiful. I’ve missed you

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

You just knew it was his dream to get married at the M&M store in Time Square

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Finding out my old Pokémon collection I gave to someone 13 years ago is now worth $5000-$10000

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Also this one for my bedroom

[Roan @bigmanroan]

New rug

[Roan @bigmanroan]

New rug

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Doing the dishes so I can make food just to make more dishes that I have to do. This is called the dishcycle and it’s killing me

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Another tally for Toronto names

[Roan @bigmanroan]

If your shawarma guy don’t got an AirPod in your food is going to fucking suck.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sorry to sound like a boomer but the prevalence of airpods and phones from people working service and retail jobs rn is fucking bananas

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Saw Obsession last night and as a die hard Hereditary lover which I believe was best modern horror, this movie beats it. So terrifying

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Schrödinger:

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Rock climbers going home to their condo after a long day of unemployment

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Just found out it’s nip it in the bud not nip it in the butt. It’s a doggy dog world out here

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Rock haul from the beach. One has a little heart in it

[Roan @bigmanroan]

If you’re over 6’5 you cannot come in my apartment. I don’t need slender man fucking up my fengshui

[Roan @bigmanroan]

I want a Twitter but with no ones opinions. I just want funny and awesome stuff. Check this out

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Unstoppable force meets kind object ❤️

[Roan @bigmanroan]

I got asked what gin I want in my gin and tonic for the first time ever in Manhattan and I just said idk bar rail and the server went “what?”

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

young hoes don’t have gin or vodka preferences when they order a drink

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Go to Toronto. Get the fancy induced burger.