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award losing poster. smooth brained rat bastard. maximum prestige smoke demon. 212587 post mass grave. mr enjoy da money

[keithposting🐀 @BigManVibes]

drinking the 4.5% of a beer that's alcoholic and pouring the rest down the sink

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alcoholic vegan getting kicked out of a salad bar

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they should invent a bank app that doesnt make you want to kill yourself when you open it

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sigmund froob be like rip your mom's head off and suck her guts out

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been doing stupid little mental health walks for years so its safe to say im normal

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going to start a new healthy habit where its actually the opposite and its writing a tweet a week whilst doing satanic chants in the name of Ȅ̸̡͖͍̇ͅͅL̸͈͍̝̂̄̄̀̚Ǫ̸͍̹̝̣́̒͠N̶̖͕̪̭̚ ̸̖̩͑̓ͅM̸͎̱̟̄́̎U̴̲̓̅͑̕Ṡ̸̖̩͎̜̇͝K̸̯̙̓̎̆͗

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dude i forgot about this, suppression works!

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man idk almost got hit by a van like 7 and a half hours ago ad im being bery normal about it

[Heidi Selassie I @heidisaint]

4 days of pints

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i think the best way to use twitter now is to never look at tweets and just make a few posts when youre fucked beyond belief (i still doomscroll daily(

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@_Thonky_ hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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i have been tricked into drinking several beers (it was very easy)

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still being normal

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man idk almost got hit by a van like 7 and a half hours ago ad im being bery normal about it

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man idk almost got hit by a van like 7 and a half hours ago ad im being bery normal about it

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shit man im not really suicidal but i probably should have killed myself like 10 years ago or some shit lmao

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da big skeleton

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swagevening

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Meith