Stuart Moffatt

underwater wood welder, dolphin trainer, inventor writer and broadcaster of “Moffs in the morning”

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

Squid games is just @taskmaster taken a step too far.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@SkySportsPL as a fan, who pays a stupid amount of money a year for sky sports. Why do must we tune in and listen to drivel about 2 teams who aren’t even playing tonight.
There are more teams in the PL than the big four!! you wonder why people use dodgy sticks and refuse to pay

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

Is @StephenGraham73 the UKs most unsung hero in the acting world or what??
This is England
The walk in
Band of brothers
And as i come back in off the piss, here he is on pirates of the Caribbean.
Class actor. Don’t get the press he deserves.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

When u have 5 planes back to Blighty leaving within 19 mins of each other and only have 2 marras stamping passports. A whole row of passport gates that they decided not to use until 5 mins before ur flight. Fuckin joke marra 😂😂

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

Never fly in our out of Tenerife airport. Absolute shit show

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@SkySportsBoxing anyone wanna tell me what the hell the judge who gave Hutchinson the fight was smoking??
2 knockdowns AND a points deduction!! Behave yourself

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

You know you’re getting old when..
I was in Asda and a lovely old woman asked if I could open a bottle for her so she could smell it.

We then spent the next 15 Minutes opening fabric softener so we could both smell em as neither of us could decide which one we wanted to buy 😂

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@SkyFootball Can see my little sister driving the police car.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@DAZNBoxing GONNA TURN THE SOUND BACK ON OR WHAT??

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@cookier316 Still here marra.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@toonarmy_com Lascelles

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@_cs516 That’d be an easy secret Santa.
A bottle of daddy’s brown sauce and a pack of chewitts 😂😂😂

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@cookier316 Can’t grumble pal. How’s things with you marra??

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@cookier316 happy birthday old marra.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

Got the press bleating on about the northern section of @HS2ltd Whether it gets built or not is irrelevant as the train drivers go on strike every fucking fortnight anyway

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

Hey @KFC_UKI why did these never reach our shores? I discovered em in Oz 12 year ago.

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@jordancronin_ This aged like milk and I Fucking love it HWTL

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@GNev2 Yet when is toon fans complained about Ashley we were branded as “fickle” 👏👏

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@MrNishKumar an absolute pleasure to meet the legend tonight. (Even if I did have to follow him and josh on stage and call them both cunts)

[Stuart Moffatt @bigmoffs]

@Magpie24_7 Fuck me. Last year we’d of taken a top ten finish and classed that as a great season. We finished fourth which is a fantastic season. Now we have people slating the lads for losing a game, away, to the champions, after absolutely obliterating a decent and dangerous villa team.