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Hey it's me Colleen, from school! she/her I fuck too hard.

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Sex without cumming is like shampooing without conditioning

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Forgot to put crushed red on my pizza should I regurgitate it and try again

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Wait until I get my laminator, then it’s over for you hoes

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@cooochiegang We can fix this.

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My Monday confession is that I’m terrified of walking tacos

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My clitoris pulls the trigger on my AK47

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I’m at the part of my espresso martini where I’ve told the whole table about my ginger pubes

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Had an anxiety attack in a Verizon today and came out with a pink iPhone with a leopard case and glitter around the cameras #sliving

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Fuckin #girlgang at the airport bar

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At the Rockies game, attempting to get kicked out for PDA ~stay tuned

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@LoadedUnderwear Heard 9 hot dogs bring you joy too

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paycheck comin = bigggg time slortin

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@LoadedUnderwear So far only DPZ cherry…I’m waiting for that berries & cream 👅🧝

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I moved in with my lesbian boyfriend and now all I do is drink Coke Zero

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Ya, I’m a romantic

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Fuck your payroll I think I should get my year salary up front

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@___dres @alienboner01 He shitted in me ☹️

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Having an allergic reaction to my 7 hour old chalupa :’(

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Hitting my vape in Gary Indiana

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Practicing my script for when I go to jiffy lube today for my oil change in the mirror:

I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t…….

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Drinking my little cherry Coke Zero and being so cute