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self-aware but delusional for fun || MD || they/she

[t✨ @bigmummii]

ashawo sun, thot moon, whore rising

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

actually cannot emphasise enough how much i do not care what andy burnhams wife wears and you shouldn’t either. i couldn’t name you any of the last five PMs spouses. couldn’t pick them out in a lineup

[Riverqueer Leatherwork @riverqueer]

A thigh strap with a heavy backing plate and snaps to swap out the rings

[rini 🌸 #BRINGVALKOBACK @lishenmilk]

ive accepted im just a pervert and it has nothing to do with my menstrual cycle

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@TheGoldenAro whomst👀

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@violatheeartist life would be so much easier

[t✨ @bigmummii]

I genuinely hate that i’m not a wicked person.

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@afrotaku___ voice note senders need a union ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾we’re valid!

[t✨ @bigmummii]

either that or i respond next year😞😞

[ayo @ay0kunl3]

i send you a text and you respond with voicenotes….ok

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@TheGoldenAro he sounds so manipulative

[t✨ @bigmummii]

asked his pregnant wife to delay maternity leave to roof his father’s house 😭

[Ifeoluwa @MummyRere]

Oh her family is from the poor of the poorest”

“ I took her from the trash , I took her from the gutters”

“ I raised their family”

Change eh!! YOU AND WHO???

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[t✨ @bigmummii]

i keep trying not to get shocked by these stories but omo

[t✨ @bigmummii]

very normal in polygamous families actually 😆

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lmao wallahi first time I’m seeing both husband & sidechic broke & jobless yet planning a new family with wife’s income😂

[cocaine 🧂 @nativewhalefx]

I don’t know why but ‘gbese’ is such an appropriate way to describe being in debt

[panic button collector🍉(18/50📚) @__dabira__]

That gentle parenting iron fist tweet coming from that account in particular is so funny to me because when they tweet about romantic love, it's always about softness and this and that. But it's your little kids you want to do iron fist for😭

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@gnamanari kaksjsksk

[t✨ @bigmummii]

i couldn’t get past the smell

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

When people say the Naturium body wash isn’t all that, I’m curious to know what they were expecting from it.

I think that’s where the issue lies, a misalignment in expectation & outcome.

[t✨ @bigmummii]

@Jhecy_Me they have a whole fandom, and i have a vested interest in this ship. there’s no sherlock and watson i haven’t shipped together

[t✨ @bigmummii]

MY SON

[Mizgin✨ @mizginnmizginn]

Final Side Story✨✨

Mori gets terribly sick and dreams of people caring for him. When he wakes up, everyone is gathered around his bed. Seeing him open his eyes, tears fill their eyes. Surrounded by the people who truly love him, his story finally comes to a beautiful end💔

[nat @swantail]

When a man says his love language is physical touch it’s like. Yeah I’m sure