Murph

Bagpipe enthusiast, Tetris prodigy, Six foot four

[Murph @bigmurph__]

Just want a girl who I can watch shark week with.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

You can rest easy now.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@nyjets Can we please change this ugly ass logo.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@BarstoolBigCat What is harder 101 burgers or Cheah being a 162er.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@hen_ease Is Hank banned for 10 years or Lefty Lockwood?

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@Billyhottakes Where is the 315 bench video?

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@BarstoolBigCat Need a banner.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

Second option to the fifth option clearly moving forward.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jaylen Brown: “I look back at Boston and I’m grateful. A lot of my most developmental years were in Boston. The relationships are still there, so are the connections. I’m very grateful for my ten years in Boston. I have nothing but respect for Boston, but it’s time to move forward.”

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@BarstoolBigCat Open with a fake punt punt. Set the tone.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

That time of year.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets HC Aaron Glenn told reporters that rookie TE Kenyon Sadiq suffered “a little setback” to the offseason hernia surgery he had, and he now will miss some time. But Glenn still is confident that Sadiq will be ready for the regular-season opener.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@BarstoolBigCat R u still thinking about that handshake?

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Happy Anniversary to all who celebrate

[Murph @bigmurph__]

I have been in a rebuild year for my dynasty fantasy league since 2017. This is my year.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to ‘6 7’ being a word than to Stegosaurus.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

Only 1 ball. A lot of people are forgetting that.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

The Sixers are STACKED:

LeBron James
Joel Embiid
Jaylen Brown
Tyrese Maxey
V.J. Edgecombe
Anfernee Simons
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
Labaron Philon Jr.
Dean Wade
Dominick Barlow
Adem Bona
Johni Broome
Justin Edwards
Dalen Terry

[Murph @bigmurph__]

I may have convinced myself that Brad Stevens sent Brown to Philly as a double agent. Still working out the logistics.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

Will Lebron be remembered as a Journeyman?

[Murph @bigmurph__]

@Philly_Mays Ran to the kitchen because you were happy. Muscle memory.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Derrick White is here until 2028
Jrue Holiday is here until 2028
Jaylen Brown is here until 2028
Jayson Tatum is here until 2029
Porzingis is here until 2026
Horford is retiring here
Pritchard until 2027 / Hauser until 2028

This is a DYNASTY.

[Murph @bigmurph__]

Same Ty Lawson that got a DUI and played the next night in Denver? Couldn't be.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Ty Lawson was arrested for allegedly shoplifting a $34 bottle of Tito’s vodka, per @nypost

According to a probable cause affidavit, Lawson repeatedly called an officer “b*tch” and “white bitch,” kicked his cell’s glass wall, yelled “stop” multiple times, and allegedly spit on the floor before later calming down and apologizing.

(Via https://t.co/LADHYVB1C9)

[Murph @bigmurph__]

People realize Homer stole Forrest Gumps whole flow. Essentially the same story.