patty the daytime hooker

queer non binary fssw alt/spam account

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Now why would you put on my shoes ??

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

The trick is, do whatever the hell you want

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Big ups to all my bald clients

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Leaving my tricks house absolutely jam packed full of farts, now it’s my tummy vs the suspension in this uber

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Crazy receptionist on and she’s acting crazy. What’s new ?

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Giggling into a tricks ear while he tells me to shut up so he can cum

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Nothing quite like a post gym cig tho

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Wish I could smoke in the gym

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Tin foil hat ON at the broth tonight

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Bitch!! Stop talking to me if you don’t even like me !!!!

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

10 mins at the broth and you’ll forget you’ve ever holidayed ever at all

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Thinking about phantom diarrhoea

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

I really do think I should be shot

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Idk what I want anymore

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Nah I don’t steal or date pedos tho I think I might be ok

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

HATE showing up to work and it’s the wackest bitches on and I gotta look in the mirror and ask. Am I a wack bitch ?

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

90% chance he wouldn’t wanna book me again

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Wanna hit up my fav client and see if he’ll let me hit him

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

50/50 chance he’d either say yes or try talk to me about my problems

[patty the daytime hooker @bignipplepie]

Also get out of my face with your lasagna breath trying to tell me how beautiful life is outside the brothel as if I’m not coming from a party while you’re coming from your lonely home