Planning my relaxing getaway at Honeymoon Hills Cabin Rentals of Gatlinburg. For friends thinking of traveling: https://t.co/JRoP4iGIt5 @HoneymoonHills
When I bought her flowers it was because I couldn’t hide I thought about her all day! When you buy her flowers it’s because you are hiding thinking about other girls all day... we are not the same
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for an actress to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “finding a girl like you on clover" helps