oof

non(bi)nary. they/them

[oof @bigoofalt]

I really thought if I got an alt I'd have a lot of things to say

[oof @bigoofalt]

GIVE IT TO ME

[Destiny Bulletin @DestinyBulletn]

🚨Former Bungie dev says a Destiny dating sim was actually made internally and was "very Dream Daddy inspired," but leadership was a "hard no" because they thought nobody wanted "romance or silliness" - https://t.co/uJ4f94q0Wr

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[Andrew @tonegatherion]

Ma was always puzzled by the time peepop walked naked into a "really beautiful tornader," narrowly surviving. Tests indicated him lucid & mentally sound. After his death we found the drawings. Every deadly in-state tornado of the last 40-50 years anthropomorphized as a sexy woman

[oof @bigoofalt]

SUGAR PINE MENTIONED

[ankle @ankleknuckle]

i THINK these are my top 4 but there are so many different niches of youtube that its hard to say

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

in another life we were two birds killed by the same stone

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

asking the moon some questions like Why

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

You've accidentally stumbled on the Facebook page of someone you went to high school with. Profile pic is them at their wedding. The last post was 5 years ago and it's a picture of a lake. The other most recent post shocks you. It's you, wishing them a happy birthday in 2016.

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Thats it im sending the scarab after you. Hate everyoen evil ass doom beetle that kills everyone with telekinesis run and hide no escaping his wrath

[audrey݁🇲🇦🗣️ @AudsTso]

i got a non binary plug named greninja

[oof @bigoofalt]

Dumb take. Absolutely dumb take. PHM is not a good enough book or movie to get this mad about but they're missing the POINT

[oof @bigoofalt]

Do you ever see an amazing tweet that literally no one else in your life would understand

[Moss (Birthday Hedonism Arc) @transMossy]

Waiter: “thank you for dining at Red Lobster, here is your fork, your napkin, and your bib, for tuna.”

George Lucas:

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

we do NOT care put wolves nuggets back on

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

it’s genuinely that damn phone

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

I have a scheme to hijack the free little library infrastructure in my neighborhood and fill it with good books