Chris

Global Citizen
||Pain is weakness leaving the body||
||God 1st, Family Always||

[Chris @bigotten_son]

The ultimate financial goal is to build passive income streams that will eventually replace salary income.

Every single Ksh 1 you invest in MMF, fixed income fund, stock market, bond fund or SACCO deposits & share capital - gives your employer a little less power over you.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Tabitha Keroche reveals that Susan Kihika is now in US. She went to USA just immediately after the senate grilling.

She will come back next year. Maybe she’s waiting to conceive other twins

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Africa's Leading Countries in Startup Funding in 2025

1. Kenya 🇰🇪 - $1.04 billion

2. South Africa 🇿🇦 -$720 million

3. Egypt 🇪🇬 - $600 million

4. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - $570 million

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

There are some goals Ronaldo scored that still doesn’t make sense to me lmao, how did he end up with only 1 Puskas award?

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Matiang'i usitishwe, ukienda kwa Kasongo utaenda pekeako." ~ Gachagua

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

Karungo Thang'wa has asked Ndindi Nyoro & Kangata

A pertinent question

"Wewe ukitongoza msichana anaitwa Linda na akumbali,

Utampeleka kwako Murang'a, ama kwa Babako Ol-Kalao ??

Bila ata kumjulisha babako ??

Bila ata kujulisha kakako Metho ??"

Hapo ume-noa

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Dear Irungu Kangata, Ndindi Nyoro, & others...
1. Gachagua is the Mt Kenya kingpin & DCP is the dominant force.
2. Rigathi earned that position by going head to head with Ruto.
3. If you want to usurp Rigathi, go head to head with Ruto.
4. Helping Ruto is an unforgivable offence.

[Hon.Mithika Linturi, EGH @mithika_Linturi]

I made a grand entrance into Maua Town, warmly escorted by the vibrant Igembe Youth and the dedicated Boda Boda Fraternity. This memorable occasion underscored the strong spirit of unity, mutual respect, and shared vision between the community and its leaders, reflecting our collective commitment to driving progress, empowerment, and sustainable development across Igembe and the wider Meru County

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

So he is asking for sex and you are demanding money in return. There is a term for that specific occupation you are into........something like pro.....never mind.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Some nigga on here said that a woman asking you for help is not as serious as a man asking you for help.. Dem akikuomba help, ameweka double chance kadhaa zenye zitaingiana ziingiane.. Mwanaume akikuomba help, most of the time, you're the only one he could think of

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

To be honest, I was also shocked when i saw the headline ati Gachagua ameambia Kang’ata awache Kiherehere.

I was outside.

But when I got home and watched the whole speech I agreed with Riggy G.

And now that Kang’ata has also agreed to reduce kiherehere, the matter is settled

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Beef yangu na broke bitter miserable women with useless standards haitawai isha.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Dear Uhuru Kenyatta, the Jubilee candidate in the Ol Kalou race should drop out and back the DCP candidate. Shida yenu as leaders huwa nini? We all understand the importance of removing Ruto from office, but you guys can't swallow your pride and do the right thing. Why? 🤔

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

Kanduyi stadium erupted to Sisi ni Sifuna after Prime Cabinet Secretary Musalia Mudavadi and Speaker Moses Wetangula arrived to watch western regions secondary games , MUSINGU vs Kakamega high school.

The duo were forced to leave the stadium

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

That Ol Kalau campaign was made to seem like Ruto Vs Gachagua .

Riggy G doesnt want other faces there because the moment it becomes a Kenyans vs Ruto , Wamunyoro loses leverage 😂 Truthful but selfish and egocentric men.

Heri Kasongo abaki lakini akuwe main character.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's going to take at least three generations for other tribes to outshine Murimaa babes. Those demons are the most beautiful set of women we have in Kenya.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tukikamata watu wote wako na prado hii kenya tuwaweke pale nyayo stadium tuwapige marisasi wakufe wote,we will have eliminated 99% of kenyas problems,including homosexuality.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Dem akikupea throughpass kwa beshte yake haiwezi fail, Shida ni aty lazima uperform juu they will discuss😂

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Mt Kenya has no problem with Sifuna.

If it’s agreed ni Sifuna, we will give him more votes than any other region.

But our Party is DCP and our Leader is Gachagua.

Our MPs, Senators, Governors, MCAs, etc MUST all be DCP.

Kasongo taught us a very important lesson.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Murkomen. Cheruiyot and Maandago are all at war with each other

Uskie Farouq is collecting sadaka from all coz anajua after Ruto, he just has to retire with Linda Ogutu as trophy wife

Hapa mbele mtajua siasa kweli sio ya kifua, ni ya magoti

If I have to pick, I would go for… FUCK THEM ALL

After Ruto we block any other Kalenjin by all means necessary!

Meanwhile, Gava has spent 10B on by-ELECTION.

2027, first election without Raila in over 30 years, will be historical

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ukiskiliza Gachagua vizuri utarealize He's more focused on hurting Ruto more than helping Kenyans