Jon Morgan

Mouth breather. Home dentistry advocate. Aspiring nerd. Tweets r mine.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@MLfromdeep MJ drinking beer through a straw explains a lot

[Cheryl Scott @CherylScottWX]

Share! We’ve been Upgraded to an ENHANCED Risk (Level 3 of 5) of severe storms across our region Friday.
Strong Storms will develop Friday afternoon. SEVERE TIMING: 3PM - 11PM. THREATS: Destructive Winds, Tornadoes (significant Tornadoes Possible), Large Hail. @ABC7Chicago

[R/GA @RGA]

ChatGPT will never be able to complain as fast as a human copywriter.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@rachellaine @cta Have you tried clapping at it?

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@samspratlin Entering the middle-aged-black-teed-male-creative-director phase of your life I see.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

I’m not sharing or watching the video of Tyre Nichols having his life stolen. This is how we should remember him — as someone who was loved and who mattered.

He should be alive and the work must never stop to ensure more lives aren’t brutally taken.

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

They’re coming for the Charmin Bears next for promoting butt stuff

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@MLfromdeep Tile may be the video’s redeeming detail, imo.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

Farewell @LinBrehmer, our best friend in the whole world. In the late 90s you convinced me that Chicago was home and helped me manage my mornings, from my roaring 20s and into parenthood. https://t.co/1hvsKMaIfF @93XRT

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@pmetz01 How many falls? I had 4.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@Mayhem Rock

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

Me unwilling to explain the details of my Friday working from home.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

Trailer for cocaine bear, then this. Can’t decide which is better.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

And are adoptable?

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@rachellaine For the last time, broccoli is not a cleaning agent. And you’re not four anymore, so just eat it without the drama.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@rangelie What about a fourth or fifth?

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@IanSohn This is the high-temperature-limit setting in my house. I’m cheap and we own sweaters.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@typeflood Lo-fi. The next step down would be pencil on paper.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

10 yr old: You’re going to Trader Joe’s in those Golden Girl pajamas?

Me: Yes… I have completely given up on Thursday.

[Jon Morgan @bigoxymoron]

@rangelie