Phil Macklemore

My golf handicap is 1 & my mental handicap is terminal. 747 credit score. 1x Bombs Best of Twitter HM, 2x Brett’s Weekly Walk of Fame. Home of Tweet of Fortune

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Girl are you interested in CaZrSi2O7 and Mg7Si8O22(OH)2 because if you Gittinsite my bed you’ll be Cummingtonite

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

便に大量の血が混じっているので心配です。

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Somalia: ❌
Fraud
Pirates
Other bad things

Djibouti: ✅
Fun to say
Not much bad stuff
Fun to say

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

@BankshaftChaw69 Gotta do it every year, might bring the ol burner account back for a while

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Four years since the greatest moment of my life

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Today I celebrate the one-year anniversary of getting bitten by a goth girl at the bar. I’ve been chasing that high ever since and yearn for that feeling to one day return

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

@BobbyGotBroads @DudespostingWs Holy shit no way

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Three years since the greatest moment of my life

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Today I celebrate the one-year anniversary of getting bitten by a goth girl at the bar. I’ve been chasing that high ever since and yearn for that feeling to one day return

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

The Rams are playing with a fire under their ass tonight

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Sorry babe no sex this week, the World Chess Championship is going on

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

When the boys send a parlay that hits

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Damn those guys bringing the boom after the goal are so fucking sexy

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Nico Sturm gets one back.

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

@SanJoseSharks We bring the boom

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Awesome news for a guy going to see the Sharks in Vegas and Salt Lake next week 👍

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Grier says Celebrini is true week to week. He says Sharks will give another injury update in 2 weeks. So basically count Celebrini out for 2 weeks at least

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Everything this guy does is insane, but this one is especially good

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@CFBONFOX Paesane, by Nuri İyem, 1939

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Haven’t seen my dad in a year and the first thing he says when he sees me is “what’s this hawk tuah thing all about?”

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

First of a gazillion

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

ARE YOU KIDDING?!!! 🚨

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

Overall: B- I’m glad I did it, but as far as game experiences go, it might be the worst out of the 5 NHL rinks I’ve been to. There are sure to be improvements as they get games under their belt and a mascot, but it was just meh. If you read all this, DM me for a kiss on the lips

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

3. Cheers: There wasn’t anybody leading cheers and shit, although there were a couple that popped up on the Jumbotron later on in the game that made it better. Every once in a while somebody would try to start one but it just died immediately. A mascot one day will likely help. C

[Phil Macklemore @bigpapi98]

It feels like the puck they gave out at the end of the game was a band-aid for this, the one they gave out is just a regular puck with a sticker on it, the one for sale was printed, but it’s better than nothing and was appreciated. All the bitching aside, B-