Big Papi

functional gambler,reformed loser ,NYT best selling author

[Big Papi @BigPapimunch]

I used to think shallot was a Jewish term for something only they knew

[macky @jeonngicals]

all my vapes burnt im basically taking turns
eating chatgpt and gemini pussy out

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

THIS DEAD ASS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST CLIP OF THE FUCKING SEASON MAN I BEEN CRYING AT THIS SHIT FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lysandre, qui la connaît à peine @9chabard]

"certified freak?" no, i remain uncertified because the freak certification board has undergone regulatory capture and now artificially limits supply to drive up freak wages

[jenna 🫧 iasip 18 @macdenniis]

white people when you turn off it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[Daniela “Double D” @daniballbuster]

Asian restaurants just be having shit

[𝓞 𝓻 𝓪 𝓷 𝓰 𝓮 @its0range]

A veces simplemente me quedo mirándote en silencio, porque no encuentro la manera de explicar todo lo bonito que siento cuando estoy contigo.

[⟡⋆˙♡ ݁˖⟡ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

I used to think I HATED touch and lovey dovey bullshit then I met my bf and now I do shit like giggle and twirl my hair when I get sweet texts ???

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

my fav thing on insta right now is seeing russian counter strike players loving their pet chicks 😭

[Corey @TheMrDouglass]

You gather 11 random people off Twitter and you scoring 28 against the cowboys defense

[turkér @turkerth]

Seninle ilgili her şeyin çok önemli olduğunu düşünen biriyle ol. Doğum günün, en sevdiğin yemek, en sevdiğin çiçekler... Genel olarak bizzat varlığın, onun için çok önemli olsun.

[Ayaz‘ﾟ @lloverp1c]

Kırmızı ısıkları hanımı öpmek içindir

[stream jackboot jump @666_slut]

just overheard some kids fighting and one of them went "I'm going to call you a word I'm not allowed to say" and called him the r slur. the other kid went "ehhh I would say you're allowed to reclaim that one buddy"

[Hello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦 @The_Real_Hello]

this is what they’re gonna write in my obituary

[Big Papi @BigPapimunch]

And the E stands for your Everything

[♡ @astralbaes]

the A in her name stands for “all you need”

[♡ @astralbaes]

the A in her name stands for “all you need”

[Big Papi @BigPapimunch]

Ladies please date men that weigh more than you

[Big Papi @BigPapimunch]

Had a dream he was Mirco cheating
I’ve been listening to Ethel Cain all night in response to this nightmare

[` @schiz04renic]

the honeymoon phase lasts a lifetime with someone who’s genuinely in love with you

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

in america if you stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere you can buy powerful artifacts

[ninfetinha @sapecajo11885]

sou a namorada que vai colocar a perna em cima da sua toda vez que a gente se sentar junto.