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the official twitter page of james barrie portman..#swfc

[Dougie Naylor @DougieNaylorOCS]

Morning jog done.

Now for a line of MKat.

Bottle of White Magic.

Resin bong.

And Jeremy Kyle.

Breakfast of champions.

#DougTheFvGod

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@joebromehead ha ha

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@joebromehead a sting ray. Because it has a similar to vagina to a women and sailers shag them when they get lonely. So I hear anyway

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

If you where palacio's room mate you'd defo snip that wank pony tail off for bants.

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@Dazswfc1867 train

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@Dazswfc1867 for a tenner

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@Dazswfc1867 can do yeah

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@Dazswfc1867 no mate. Friday.

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

Think we could get a few shocks toneet int World Cup.

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@Salkie like royalty. The same every where I go

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@swfcchris1 bet365 is about best.

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@swinginapig oh reyt. I'm in sidé too warm fo me here

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@swinginapig iv been all ore that stuff. Where you staying?

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@BullenFootball he had a great game last night. Got all the big calls right didn't get bullied by crowd. Got to be in contention for final

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

Nowt better on holiday when you walk down stairs to pool an someone shouts where all Wednesday aren't we #massive

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@andrew_FLICW he's ok. Seen him 2 or 3 times for our u21s. Fast an quite tricky. Scored a few when I saw him.

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@fantasyiteam sound

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@fantasyiteam how long does unlimited transfer last ?

[J b lee-portmanMBE @bigportz]

@fantasyiteam dunt matter it's sorted nar.