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Tearing up some pitching for my new baby girl. Maybe my wife should pop one out a little more often!!

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Getting ready to tear up some Braves pitching tonight. Eating a bucket of chicken before the game to try and break this slump!!!

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Just needed a little more oomp El caballo! Just a little more!

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Mike Hampton, huh? I remember that punk. Left after the year I was called up. He claimed I ate his turkey leg and ran away crying. I did.

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Lost to the Pirates last night, but we traded for a guy named Wolf. I'm eating some Wolf Brand Chili in celebration.

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Base hit baby! Turkey leg time... Om nom nom nom...

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Dear Giants, You suck! KTHXBAI!

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Getting ready to wipe up some Giants pitching for the floor after I knock the crap out of their pitchers.

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NL Player of the Week! W00t! That is just the beginning! I have my eyes set on more grand goals! *cough* MVP *cough*

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Raised my average some more last night. I am second in HR, AVG and RBI's in the majors now. Triple Crown, I got my eye on you!!

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see Coop I can drink before the game and still knock the stuffing out of the ball!

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btw bitches call me Fat Elvis all you want but do any of y'all have 6 stolen bases so far this season? Yeah didnt think so...

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Sneaking in a beer or three before the game shhh don't tell Coop!

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Preparing to play the Dodgers tonight by eating a turkey drumstick in one hand and a jam donut in the other!