Dr. Rendezvous

Pistol-packing papa with a million dollar smile.

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When did guys get so jacked?!

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The hackey sack’s resurgence is as culturally relevant as the cigarette’s.

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Couldn’t do the shoelace knot on a rope if you gave me all day. That’s just for shoes.

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At the bar looking for ‘the one’ like Plotinus

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@goodlifetips007 Mr. Popular

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Fuck a roller coaster. No chance dude.

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Fucked chill earth only has one moon. Got our guy.

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Up late. Cryin’ wolf.

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Think I might naturally aspire for a supernatural end tomorrow

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Shoutout Chicago mix

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Gun to my head before I “explore an intersection”

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Reaped what I sowed soooooo hard last night

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The Great White Picket Fence of China

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Restraining order? I hardly know her!

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TTC conductor just said “sorry for the slight delay there folks. We’ve got some inconsiderate people who use this service” over the speakers. I missed my country.

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Chill spiders surfin’ the web.

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Moved to tears by John Prine on the train platform. How un-Berlin of me.

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Conversely, Tom Petty goes wherever a mystery leads #liketherookie

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"Workin on mysteries without any clues" was surely an ineffective strategy and must have driven whichever police department employed Bob Seger up the wall.

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You’re telling me a rice smoked this shrimp?