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how strange it is to be anything at all

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okay but do you have a part of an ancient sea creature?

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oscar snub but it's no mention in my suicide note

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I held a million dollars in my hands today

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99% moon illumination? yeah I guess I'll go for a nighttime walk

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they set my credit score to zero because I kept forgetting to return my library books :(

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need to cut some onions and garlic so I can smell them while twirling my mustache

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handed brookies out at work and literally everyone asked me if they had pot. am I really that obvious?

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I LOVE COOKING

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2016 being ten years ago makes me feel small but also free

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added shredded butter to my regular sourdough recipe. croissant sourdough got me feeling decadent. cheese next?

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hopefully today marks a turn. let the unburdening begin

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

https://t.co/aeavUm5lTI

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salsa so good had to crush up the chips and eat it like a bowl of cereal

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night stand? more like night sit with all the shit I keep on the floor next to my bed

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7am 70mil decision. all on the lowest paid guy

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can't stop thinking about the best soup I ever made last night

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

Fuck the Northern Lights 🖕
I'd rather look at my phone 💯

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back in the land of menards ads

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bro next to me was looking at boar semen receipts with the computer at full brightness on my 6am flight today

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spam, instant rice and chili garlic paste. a college classic for dinner tonight