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[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@hughcahill7 @bernardjackman @LenihanDonal
Lads, do us a favour…
When the ref is talking to TMO etc, shut TF up and let us hear it!
Thanks!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@SteveCavanagh_ @sscav Reading “Two Kinds of Stranger” now…

You’ve answered my question for all your readers in it!!!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@SSCav How do you pronounce ’Bloch’, please? ‘Blotch’ or ‘Block’? Or even ‘Blosh’?

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@SSCav Thanks!!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@DaveTodayFM
Check this out.
It’s The Osmonds ‘Crazy Horses’ on vinyl being played at 33rpm instead of 45.
You’ll love it.
You’re welcome.

https://t.co/ZlUhUDmMPr

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

Would it really be that difficult to, you know, SHOW the rest of the #RugbySevens on the TV? Some people would like to see more than just the #Ireland7s games.
@RTEsport @RTE2 #ParisOlympics2024

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

Try Sailing Open Day

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@terrychristian I know my opinion is in the minority, but I *hate* Raglan Road.
What an awful dirge!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@thejakenixon 42!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@Mollyploofkins 2nd Amendment. There is no other answer. Just that.

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@anon_opin I keep seeing it in the supermarket boasting on the packaging that it’s “Hand Crumbed”.
Does anyone care how the orange slime was put on the ham?

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@conor_pope *ANY & EVERY* generic medicine.

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@FastestPitStop Should be 20 for first, 19 for second, all the way down to 1 for 20th.
0 for DNF.
This is *effectively* what Sailing does (although sailing operates on a low score system, so 1 for first, 2 for second… through to “#in race+1” for DNF)

[Moz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MozPerkins]

“Things I have learned from the movies"

Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@GlowanneLee Brunette v Blonde. 5’6” v 5’11”. 40YO v 49YO. Irish v English.
Even though both of them are funny, talented and beautiful, how could you possibly mix them up?

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@ailbeoreilly Why are we a joke?
Because our legal system allows accused people a fair trial? Because they have a right to appeal if there’s an issue that prevented a fair trial? Both are vital in allowing trust in the system’s robustness.
Honestly, you’re the joke - calling for fascism.

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@BlokeOnWheels All the fuckin’ ti…

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@fesshole “Retching”, not “wretching”, FFS!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@JoeTalksBack @EamonRyan @greenparty_ie @RAI_ie The restaurant absolutely should not have passed this charge on to you. Or at the very least, if they charge you they should give you the empty can!

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@ClaraJeffery Who are they?

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@chrismaheras_ You’ll never see it, because there’s none to see.

[RossMcEntegart @bigross1970]

@anon_opin You are of course entitled to your opinion. That is the whole point of this account. You are, however, wrong.