Seymour Buttekiss-Jones

[i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies]

its hot outside

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

all denim be coochie lip grabber 3000 rn

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

depression sucks

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

the least troubling facts about me

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

texans are so scary bc they have a very mild accent so you think they're normal and let your guard down and then you offer them an orange and they say "i've never eaten fruit"

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again https://t.co/er50GS8DEY

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

@iheartglizzies my brain likey

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

🥹

[Ted Nivison @TedNivison]

dude people with ADHD are so fucking stupid bro like just focus lol

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida https://t.co/Sb5HYhjOhB

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Tired Iconic Austin: Elijah riding on scooter with a ciggy

Wired Iconic Austin: Tree Pickup Guy riding on truck with a ciggy

(📸h/t B.R.)

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

@iUsedToBeADuck Damn, should I drop my feet-pic twitter here or should y’all just dm me?

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

@liesandperfidy @wokedrugguy why this making me miss my trash ass ex

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

In my dreams, I’m either a vagabond or god, or a vagabond who forgot they were god. So what I’m really saying is I might be too high rn and I need some water and a snack.

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

currently eating tacos I found in the car. I didn’t even need to heat them up.

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

@nathanage And it tastes like malort

[j*wzo (swamp izzo) @vodkaenjoyer2]

Yeah ill take a benadryl and a vodka soda

[woke drug guy @wokedrugguy]

If I could be any animal I’d be a tiny little bug you can step on

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

@iUsedToBeADuck Saving empty, lower-shelf liquor bottles and showing them off with the same pride as a collectible.

[Seymour Buttekiss-Jones @bigsad92]

what the actual fuck