SAMMIE 🔌

|Manchester United|⚽️🏅🎮 🔴|

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

god bless hoes man.

[.? 🇵🇹 @Arnoldruski]

Hoes, second best thing to happen to man after football

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

what a woman want has no importance in my life.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

realest thing you’ll see today

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[— don @dracosrevenge]

TO DO WHAT?

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Get your cooking tools ready👨‍🍳😂😂

[Maymies @Tringers__]

“Smokers worrying about dark lips”

Their lungs :

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

You touch some cheque, you forget how to argue.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

this ball will legit only hit your face when you just took it out the gutter

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

she didn’t even respect you enough to even break the texts into two 😭 she was in a whorry

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Finally....I'm on a date

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Jacob on his way to steal Esau's blessings.

[𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙤 @UTDRico8]

You see Jess Park, I see a female version of Bruno Fernandes 😭

https://t.co/XBjkkRNOxU

[Mark @Marknit0]

The people who did this, are the same ppl who brought Christianity to y’all btw

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

38 goals to go, Mashallah.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Magnifico.

[. @abdullxh7_]

Wallahi i never wanna see anyone talking about ball playing goalkeepers in my life ever again

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

sulphuric acid is used to dissolve and dispose of human bodies btw