Big Sam

Big Sam on holiday....again (parody account)

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@WestHamUtd @premierleague how they going to get experience in premiership if you don't give them an opportunity. Recruit from @EPLFootbalI

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@Joey7Barton fancy a 6 month FTC @CPFC need some grit in midfield who can put a shift in, @kevin_nolan reckons he won't be fit in time

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

Ron and Doreen from Tenerife where sat behind the away dugout at @WatfordFC yesterday so I told them to leave me alone and fuck right off

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@AlloaFCOfficial is @hetherington4 available this January for a move? 1000 L&Bs i brought back from Holiday and all the change in my pocket

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

Glad to be back home, big English Christmas dinner tomorrow, loads of ale. Had a cracking time in Tenerife. Come on you @CPFC

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@PPOffers @paddypower got a monkey on @GaryAnderson180 hope he does the business so i can hit the duty free on way home.

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@teamginola @alanshearer @donhutch4 @rioferdy5 @martinkeown5 looking for work in new year lads? May have some work lined up in the big smoke

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@BBCSport still got that scarf above me bed at home

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

lot of talk today about me coming home for @CPFC job. Wont be till after new year. Ive already bought me ticket for the do in @LinekersBars

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@sirnathaniel86 @ThePuntersPage I'm on the piss

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

Fucking hate wrapping presents. Can I shite wrap these flip flops for the missus.

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@BBCSport not if I was still in charge

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@stevewraith @JoeAllon7 I'll be giving that a wideberth

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

Some guy just came and told me he's a jevoahs witness that's why he's abroad at Christmas time, I told him to fuck off

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

Some hangover this, @StellaArtois on all inclusive is crazy man

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

They've only put Stella on the all inclusive for Christmas week !!!!!

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Well done @andy_murray on #SPOTY at least you'll never get a sympathy one like @RyanGiggs_cc

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@ericbristow sounds good Eric, I could murder a good ruby

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

@WestHamUtd @AndyTCarroll @Seahawks @NFLUK get a grip lad

[Big Sam @bigsamontour]

morning walk on the beach. Stumbled upon a couple going at it. It was manuel who does the eggs in hotel with a lass from blyth. #hardboiled