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Seeking an accelerated course of study • Rebel, Ally, I’m With The Resistance

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@baddanadanabad @ginnyhogan_ I cry frequently but I’m proud that I haven’t thrown up since 1999

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Sausage was humanity’s greatest invention

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United States Pasta Service

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Next year, we will be further from the first airing of the cowbell sketch than they were from the blue oyster cult recording session

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If units are empty, rent prices are too high. How is no income better than more tenants at a discount?

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Never settle for mediocre toilet paper

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Me 🤝 infrared light: not visible but definitely on the spectrum

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I, a childless man at home by myself, decide to do one prenatal yoga video and all of a sudden my targeted ads think I’m with child

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Nothing sounds more theatrical and gay than master of ceremonies

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Stay-at-home-while-working-full-time mom

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fELONy

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I only listen to Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott and Felonious Monk

[The Maine @themaine]

We’ll see you when we’re looking at you.

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I have no rhythm. Are my feet guilty by association?

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Me looking at forgotten leftovers in my parent’s fridge: there is no one but me who can intercede!

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Men will buy and destroy tech companies instead of going to therapy

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Not a huge fan of the new T Swift album. It’s not for me and that’s okay

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After Huey P Rootin’ for a sequel, I won’t spoil anything about the new black panther movie. My lips are Bobby Sealed

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Store drop off only does not count as recyclable!

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If The Godfather came out today, we would be following Vito Corleone in a late 90s period piece during the years when the Sopranos was on

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Imagine being so insecure with your own testosterone that you become obsessed with someone else’s