҉Bummer Salad 〄

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwtf goin on fr 🌬️🫧

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

If your birth month, day and year
(in any order) is found in the decimals of pi, ur an npc

[Henrizz of Chadlitz @Himbotor]

@mattxiv Every word felt more dystopian than the last

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

@RealCalvin1 those things(🎥📸) are privately owned.. thats why the loophole for public say was bypassed, its also the same tech that the ring cameras were gonna use (but ended up terminating their collab bc of the super bowl ad backlash)

[cole @juul_survivor]

My dad texting me a grocery list while I'm at happy hour and I remembered that's why I left the house in the first place...

[Yameen @yamsinyerhead]

@lostzawg But imagine you make the claim to take the record, but someone comes in after you with one smaller. Just outed yourself for having a small wiener and ur not even the champ

[angel @angelshit]

You will be okay and that’s a threat

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

feel like i could grab a bullet mid air if i really locked in

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

i may not be too excited for life atm but i am excited for this necks half of the year frr omfg😩

[海をかくひと @towa_sea_art]

僕が好きな海を描きました

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

when i was youngrr, i used to think all girl names ended with A and all boy names ended with O ...until I realized my cousin's name is Isaac

[eryka 🌷 @signederyka]

time to go camping

[dakota @im2hai]

courtney love is kanye west to girls who were mentally ill as a child

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

If you’re feeling super emotional right now, remember we are currently in cancer season AND the moon is in Pisces right now

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

the fact that i may have just accidentally perfected my base on the worst atrocious skin i've ever had to deal with omfg yay i guess😭

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

if u squirt in space does it push u back

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

@shehemoglobin omg we love good newsss 😩🙌

[evil wizard @shehemoglobin]

horse purse

[҉Bummer Salad 〄 @bigschlongsweat]

mexico lost & these ppl got me cacklinnnn😭😭😭❤️‍🩹💀☠️

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farting into an envelope and mailing it to the DMV

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute