Papicúlo

Hello. Shameless VICTIM of @chelseafc and @MiamiHEAT I just be 'sayin my shit'

[Mazi Olisaemeka C. ™ @OlisaOsega]

Before Dembele joined PSG, they had never won the UCL. Dembele led them to back to back UCL.

Before Ronaldo joined Real Madrid, they have already won the UCL 9 times.

Dembele has a bigger legacy than Ronaldo in the UCL because he won it with a team that had never won it before.

[Alli @tygarii]

Man is just performing for the chat. There’s no way he can be genuinely attached to Ronaldo when the Ronaldo he started watching was Saudi Ronaldo. Like, brother, you missed his entire career.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This was how Africa remained underdeveloped.

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

Leandro Trossard is 5'8, 145 pounds soaking wet and just cooked Sergino Dest, who, on paper, would be touted as a better "athlete".

Youri Tielemans is 5'9 and may run a slower 40 than most P4 offensive linemen and controlled the entire match.

Tired trope is tired.

[Tshemedi @RealTshemedi2]

Ronaldo’s fans are busy explaining to us and we didn’t ask them anything

[Dani oyazarbal 🇪🇸 @General_D__]

The issue of international trophies being considered for the GOAT debate was started by Ronaldo fans. Never forget!

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Perfect headline. No notes.

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

How can we be losers when Ronaldo is the one who lost

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

If you showed them Messi and Adama Traore side by side and asked which was the best player the sport has ever seen they’d all pick Traore

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

I guess you will never know

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

“Argentina better win tomorrow”

If they don’t win what will happen? 😂

[Esckla @esckla]

*Todo Bélgica celebrando la clasificación*

Pulisic viendo como una camioneta del ICE se lleva a Balogun:

[Jibber Jabber @EthanFromOnline]

Ferran Torres.

Just when you're convinced he's shit, he'll show you real quality.

And just when you're convinced he's class, he'll show you complete dogshit.

Can't figure him out and never will.

[Lobst4r @Malowbar]

The good thing madam wouldn’t allow such maths.

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

It’s crazy when you deep it, every single top Brazilian player never played in England

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

Roberto Martinez is proof in this world that even big corporations can get fooled by people who can talk a good game but lack good logical thinking.

1. Playing a style where you want to suffer without the ball when you have Nuno, Vitinha & Neves who can help you dominate, is extremely stupid.
2. Going back to Félix after Leão wins you the Croatia match & looks good vs Colombia as a sub, is objectively stupid.
3. Not using Ramos after Cristiano has only looked like a box threat in one match vs lowly Uzbekistan, is objectively stupid.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇧🇪☎️ BREAKING — “Call Trump”

Lukaku Celebration On Belgium’s 4th Goal Mocking Corrupt Trump-FIFA Phone Call.

[Gappistan Radio @whyteknight07]

Ronaldo saying Portugal never won anything before him is a comment I would expect from one of his fan accounts, not from the player himself. That was so cringe

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

People like to ridicule Romelu Lukaku... and to be honest I've never really got it.

Yes, he's not as cold a finisher of straightforward chances as the very few world class strikers around...

But 93 international goals, 8 more than Harry Kane... that's insanely good.

Scoring the final goal in a last 16 clash, his 3rd in 3 games after an injury-ridden season, during which he also lost his father...

Well played man.

[Papicúlo @BigShaaaaaaaad]

They laughed

[utdreport @utdreport]

Manuel Ugarte was asked for his rogue World Cup prediction:

"Bruno won't score" 😂❤️