Shaun

Buy the ticket, Take the ride.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Ah, I see you got the DeWalt cordless…

As the 21st anniversary of #TheWire nears, I’ll be sharing some of my favorite scenes. This is one of them.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@Sleez_DuzIt

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@joesonka

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@joesonka Cameraman looks ready to hurdle that fence the second one of those cows makes a move.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

My tomato plants rn.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@wizzle2cold 1.💵 2.⚪️

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@TimJuberg That article is all over the place. They were found in an apartment? Why does someone have 3rd trimester babies in their apartment? How did they get them? Was it a doctor or researcher? Who tipped the police?

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@DraftCats You missed the perfect opportunity to say “un-presidented.” I’m disappointed.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@THEJO5HWIL5ON Wordle 211 4/6. 2nd day in a row I went 4:5 on 3.

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[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@THEJO5HWIL5ON 3/6 still eludes me.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@Machine_gun_kel I am not a fan and I’ve never bought his PPV, but saying he hasn’t earned it is silly. Dude is a part time fighter with a little skill. His full time job is marketing and he’s great at it. He’s earned the right to fight whoever he wants based on his ability to sell tickets & ppv.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@Machine_gun_kel But why would he do that? He’s not gonna fight anyone who would destroy him. Every kid under 15 thinks he’s the best fighter in the world. He talks shit to the pros because it gets people talking about him.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@ChrisLosch11 Well yeah, he’s rich. Didn’t Spotify pay him 200mil? Personally, I think Reagan is the worst thing to happen to America since the Civil war.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

Lindsey and I have a “smeller’s the feller” rule for changing diapers. So we’re both just pretending not to smell this foul shit, hoping the other one caves first. This is parenting.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@80GradeWant @NuanceBro

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@DraftCats Most of the time, it’s funny to me too. I think Dinner Party is hilarious. I guess I have a cringe limit, and Tots crosses the line.

[Shaun @bigshaund77]

@DraftCats Define best? I’ve only seen Scott’s Tots one time. Way too much secondhand cringe for me.