Very Cool, Very Handsome

The Bringer of Rain! The Definition of Alpha!

[Phil Williams @PhilNvestigates]

Did you catch this? Last week, U.S. Sen. Marsha Blackburn told a Memphis reporter that the $30 million state incentives package for Starbucks would be recouped in six months through payroll taxes.
FACT CHECK: Tennessee does NOT have payroll/income taxes.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| The Mexican fans have arrived at the England hotel. 💥🎧

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

EA missed just a couple key details for BYU cornerback Cannon DeVries in CFB27 😭

(H/T @CaseyGarner_)

[Chris Bryant @HogfarmerChris]

A random 49ers fans in public yells at Jayden Daniel's "F*** Brandon Aiyuk, you better not throw to him".

JD5 is unphased. #RaiseHail

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Let’s enjoy the day!!!
🤣😂🤣

COLLIERVILLE MOM DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY OPENING “SIDELINE SANGRIA STATION” AT YOUTH SOCCER GAME

COLLIERVILLE, TN — Parents arriving at Rose Soccer Complex Saturday morning expecting Capri Suns and awkward small talk instead found what witnesses described as “a full-blown brunch winery experience with shin guards.”

38-year-old Brittany Calloway was reportedly escorted from a U-9 girls soccer game after allegedly setting up a folding patio bar beside Field 3 and selling “small batch mom juice” out of a monogrammed cooler during the first quarter.

According to witnesses, Brittany arrived at approximately 8:12 a.m. wearing oversized sunglasses, a floppy beach hat, and a shirt that read “IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE, KEVIN.” She allegedly unloaded a collapsible table, two fake ferns, and a handwritten drink menu from the back of a white Tahoe with a “Powered By Pinot” sticker on the rear window.

Authorities say the menu included:

• “Collierville Cabernet-ish” — $9
• “Minivan Moscato” — $11
• “Pinot Grigio & Childhood Trauma” — $13
• “Ref Whistle Riesling” — $15
• A complimentary refill for any parent whose child got put in as goalie “for character development”

Police say Brittany also had:

a battery-powered blender,
a ring light,
a Venmo QR code taped to a pumpkin spice candle,
and a Bluetooth speaker blasting early-2000s Kelly Clarkson on repeat.

One father told officers, “I honestly thought she was part of the tournament sponsorship.”

Another parent reportedly became concerned after her daughter asked, “Why does Chloe’s mom have a happy hour menu next to the orange slices?”

When approached by officers, Brittany allegedly insisted she “wasn’t technically selling alcohol” and claimed parents were simply “donating toward emotional recovery.”

“She was incredibly committed to the theme,” one officer stated. “She had punch cards. She offered us a loyalty program called ‘Sip Happens.’”

Witnesses say Brittany remained calm while being escorted away, though she allegedly attempted to hand out one final mason jar labeled “Silent Carpool Sauvignon.”

Despite the interruption, the Collierville Lady Fireballs went on to win 5-2, although several parents admitted they had absolutely no idea what the score was by halftime...

[Matt Lockwood @DRMSCMTRUE77]

@WallStreetApes Do you get paid to lie?

[Very Cool, Very Handsome @bigsimp18]

@MattPiperJenks @FrankTheTankHQ @PlanetFitness @NjTank99 My

[Salman @SalmanGreen]

You’ll not miss the target with this gadget… Never

[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

‼️UNCOVERED: ABC News Interview From 2017 With Alleged SHOOTER Cole Thomas Allen—Notice His Mannerisms. 👀

Before he was the “lone wolf” gunman at the WHCD tonight, Cole Thomas Allen was a brilliant mechanical engineering student at Caltech. Watch this 2017 ABC7 clip: he’s an inventor, an academic, and a tutor who dedicated his skills to helping the disabled. 📽️

Notice the behavior: From the way he speaks and moves, it’s clear he’s on the spectrum. This wasn't a violent radical—this was a highly intelligent, vulnerable man. 🧠

The Question: How does a peaceful wheelchair-brake inventor with ties to NASA turn into a calculated shooter who bypasses Secret Service checkpoints? 🚩

This has all the hallmarks of the MK Ultra playbook: target the brilliant, target the vulnerable, and reprogram them. You aren't looking at a terrorist; you're looking at a victim of the program.

STAY AWAKE. The narrative is a lie.

From: @GrablyR

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump is paying himself $9 million as the Ballroom "Contractor"

Republicans can STFU about fraud for eternity!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

🇺🇸 🇷🇺 A few days ago @SecScottBessent said U.S. wouldn’t renew a general license easing Russian oil sanctions.

Predictably, the @USTreasury did exactly the opposite: renewed the license and once again, aid Vladimir Putin.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Donald Trump's administration has admitted to a major error in data used to justify a federal fraud probe into New York’s Medicaid program. https://t.co/qOn5BEF1W5

[Your Father @BanksTheGr8]

Jesus Christ.
Someone do a wellness check on her husband dawg😭😭😭

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

This seems like another accidental text message leak

[Rob Lewis @Rob__Lewis]

It’s early April, but this is my favorite tweet of the year so far

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: US job growth in February has been revised down from an initially reported -92,000 jobs to a total loss of -133,000 jobs.

This marks the biggest monthly US job loss since December 2020.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I don’t think people realize how much healthcare costs are driving big companies to fire and not hire.

It costs them $30k per family, per year for premiums and care. Most of that goes to the massive, vertically integrated insurance companies that send weekly bills that no one reviews in details. And it doesn’t include the company overhead to deal with it all. It’s usually the 2nd largest expense after payroll. Which is insane

It’s far easier to blame AI than it is to blame Healthcare costs.

Want to increase jobs, wages and improve affordability for every American ?

Break up the biggest insurance companies. Make divest non insurance companies. They don’t need thousands of subsidiaries. That’s how they game and abuse the system and increase costs for all of us.

Call your senator and tell them to support the BreakUp Big Medicine Bill by @HawleyMO and @SenWarren.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump: I can't even draw a woman.

Eric: My dad never doodles.

RFK Jr: Trump drew a perfect map of the Middle East by memory.