Jeremy

Christian. Veteran. ''Just an all around good guy'' - My Mom

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

@ChipotleTweets what’s the point in online order ahead if the pickup time is 6:30 and I’m still waiting for food 20+ mins later? 2021 is off to a rough start..

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Order pickup, get home and realize I got a half a serving of everything.... seriously @ChipotleTweets

[Jeremy Smith @the_dog_dad]

My exciting college life has been reduced to consistently wearing this girl out so she can nap

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

The problem is he’s a butthole with glasses so the flower makes him look like less of a butthole - Dad describing a Democrat on tv

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

How freeskier Elizabeth Swaney made it to the #WinterOlympics with this very simple halfpipe run: https://t.co/enfDyoQjGC

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

@TheOnion
*Democrats sitting down during applause*
Mike Pence: come on guys, that was sooo last year...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Same Guy Starting Each Round Of Applause https://t.co/aycUrbkocS #SOTU

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

People say having a beard in business is “unprofessional”, well okay but so is being bald and Bob from accounting still has a job... #freetheface

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Hate scrolling through @facebook and seeing the same stupid meme’s every day for the last 2 months of 2017. Thought Zuck’s was better than this #firstnamebasis

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Love when people say apart of when they mean a part of.

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

[Another good tweet about flying]

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Flight Attendant: You must be Smith your the last one.
Me: Ya, and don’t rush me, I paid $11.64 for this flight. I’ll take my time.

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Just got a $119 upgrade for free! Yes, it’s because I jumped seats and didn’t pay for it, but is still free #redeyeflight

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

@Uber_Pix @jessington35 cutest thing I’ve seen this year

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

If you close your right eye, your chance of DUI decreases by 0.00%. #factsforfun

[Jason Frisch @ItsJasonFrisch]

What coaches do after practice - Vol.5
#TrickShot #Basketball

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

How is it possible to have 8 headaches with only 1 head? Got a strong case of the monday's. #work

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Got high on 4/20 a couple times. Don't worry Mom, it was prescribed pain killers #percocet

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Everybody hating on @united but they just got tons of free publicity #nosuchthingasbadpublicity

[Jeremy @bigsmithy]

Hope we stay airborne once again #InFlight