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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Except for fast food. Oh, and desserts.

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@suzy399 win a pair of marathon socks from @procompression and Mama Cupcakes 12 Days of Super Swag giveaway http://t.co/cIj9nzAa87

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@suzy399 win a pair of marathon socks from @procompression and Mama Cupcakes 12 Days of Super Swag giveaway http://t.co/Kbkep8e6qF

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Share your Run Happy moments with us. http://t.co/yEbIVzN6oV

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Am I making a political statement by eating Christmas cookies for breakfast? Or just terrible life decisions?

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I almost missed the Twinkie, but then I remembered that I wasn't poor.

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I want to be in a Property Brothers sandwich.

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There is literally nothing worse than a shampoo girl who cuts the scalp massage short. Except running low on ice cream. #firstworldproblems

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Finished a bottle of wine & 3 servings of pot stickers during the debate. Does that make me an alcoholic or just a fatty? #gluttonyquestion

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This debate format is an SNL skit waiting to happen. Undecided voters, you are the best things since sliced pound cake.

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@HamsterAnus get outta my head! and stop stealing from me.

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Watched Hoarders to avoid filthy house, then drank watching Intervention. Need BiggestLoser now as I eat brownies & complete irony trifecta

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Oh cream cheese frosting! You taste great on everything...especially a spoon.