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[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Bhangi ikiwa kwa shamba, ni yako but gold ikiwa kwa shamba ni ya serikali.

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

This type of camera should be banned😭

[ジェーン @kemei254h6tl]

Ukiona bibi ameingia bedroom na akatoka na leso ati amerudi kuleta charger, tumia akili😂

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Kama hujawahi fanyiwa family meeting then your life must be very boring

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya brings back mobile courts, Alcoblow tests, and speed checks to crack down on drunk driving and speeding this festive season

[R0DNEY @fabian_4pf]

Losing money when trying to make money nayo huwa one of the most painful shit man.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Hii kenya tu �

[Mod @CFCMods]

Me at 3pm today Me at 5:30pm today

[ODB @BiGstepper_RC]

Watu wangu, Kuna kitu mpya imeingia na ni ngooorriii kabisa 🔥 🔥🔥 Captain Morgan Melonsplash. Jaribu hii mpya kutoka kwa Captain Muckpit, utajua difference!
@KaGo @mutwiri
@munene #Captainmorganmelonsplash #Tumekumuck

[ODB @BiGstepper_RC]

Jamie Gittens is on🔥 🔥🔥, 2 assists in 15 minutes .

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Now that a curfew has been imposed, are Tanzanians supposed to believe the power hungry Idi Amin Mama won’t tick ballots for herself in the dark? This isn’t democracy … it’s a sham. If Tanzanians accept this, the world will be shocked. 🇹🇿⚠️

[IZZOH @Newtonnizzoh]

Ogopa wasichana, mtu alikublock 13 months ago somehow finds a way to contact you and the first thing ni "uko wapi babe?" First of all what happened to kujiheshimu? Secondly kwani unanibeba aje? Thirdly niko tao na key iko hapo kwa mama mboga.

[ODB @BiGstepper_RC]

Music industry ya Kenya iko split into two: those chasing clout and those chasing legacy. Guess who’s getting booked more?

[ODB @BiGstepper_RC]

The day KPL players get paid on time, Kenyan football will look unrecognizable. Talent isn’t our problem 🤦‍♂️systems are.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Vinicius Jr. apologized to his teammates, club and president for his actions after being substituted off by Xabi Alonso.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

Didn’t See That Coming. 😂🤣

[ODB @BiGstepper_RC]

The day KPL players get paid on time, Kenyan football will look unrecognizable. Talent isn’t our problem 🤦‍♂️systems are.

[NBA @NBA]

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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Congratulations to everyone graduating this week. Now moving to more important matters,Those who are graduating and did courses like

Mass communication
Electrical engineering
International relations
Journalism
BCom
Hospitality and Tourism

This is how things are likely to go for you.
After graduation

Week 1- Excited,very optimistic,and ambitious

Week 3- you start sending applications,to companies you admire working for- still very optimistic and ambitious Week

4th month- Sad,still optimistic,still ambitious and still sending appications.

9th month- Brokeness you have never experienced before,parents dont want to see you seated idle at home

1 year- Moving out,Depression,Pessimist,safaricom line salesman,intensive amount of dryspel

2nd year- Car broker,professional gambler,conman,forex trading,failed podcast,failed acting career,serial drug abuser

Year 3 after graduation- struggling entrepreneur,Depressed,Sugar mummy hunting(which you never find),alcoholic

Year6- forgot what course you did,Independent entepreneur,two baby mamas,toyota axio,part time conman,broker,Part time timber supplier

Welcome to the club cabrons,cheers🍻

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Chalobah has become such an important player for us. Patience is underrated.