Jorkin DePeanus

Boston Sports | Ciroc Liquor | Ass guy | Dots pretzels | Mom calls me “Mo”

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

John, please advise that latinas are extremely fertile and wet. They are also a guilty pleasure of mine.

Best,
Jork

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I know a squad of latinas hate to see a nigga like me coming!

[Trian @trianbromasjr]

Nailed one of my ex’s friends #movethechains

[Chuck Mccrap @MccrapChuck]

we beat the breaks off you!!! #bta #fuckcanada #merica #littlebro

[AjBrownSzn @AjBrownSzn]

@BostonCream Let’s hear a word from his WR1

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

Barack, I’d like to point out that your wife Michelle (formerly Mike), has an even bigger turn around story. She turned that 9 inch hammer around into some sweet sweet sugar walls! Good luck!!

#thinkpink #thesurgery #Venezuela #veinyahh

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

#CTESPN @AB84

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

#BREAKING: Sources have provided me with the graphic details leading up to the arrest of former Michigan HC Sherrone Moore:

During an argument with his wife, Moore threatened to kill himself. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assistant, where he held a knife to his own throat and threatened to kill both himself and the staffer.

He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody. Just a tragic chain of events for all involved.

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

them Michigan snow bunnies had Unc ready to lay down his life 🤣🤣

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

#BREAKING: Sources have provided me with the graphic details leading up to the arrest of former Michigan HC Sherrone Moore:

During an argument with his wife, Moore threatened to kill himself. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assistant, where he held a knife to his own throat and threatened to kill both himself and the staffer.

He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody. Just a tragic chain of events for all involved.

[VandyTracker @VandyTracker]

connor stallions saga continues

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Me if drinking cold beer and sports gambling was illegal

[Dick Johnson @dickgjohnson69]

Exclusive photo of former University of Michigan football head coach Sherrone Moore trying to flee Ann Arbor before being detained by the police

[Tyler Winfrey 🦅 @Tylerwinfrey25]

Michigan assistant: Hey, coach! Wanna go over some film??

Sherrone Moore:

[autist @litteralyme0]

How women look at you when they discover you have a girlfriend

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

please smash my balls in a waffle maker thank you

[DemonX @OurLifeWithX]

@TheCinesthetic Sydney isn’t wearing jeans for this carpet, but it’s hard not to notice that some genes were involved

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

@MccrapChuck @certifiedtener

[Savage @Savageboston]

The best passer ratings in NFL history from weeks 1-8.

📸: @BenVolin

Drake Maye having a historic season.

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

#RollTits 🐘

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

smash my balls with a hammer thank you

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

step on my balls, thanks

[nicoledrinkwater @niccdw]

Step by step

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

Couldn’t agree more, Johnny. A little heavy for me but if I had the chance, I’d still let her split my uprights with her mouff. Stay good.

Jork

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

Hot take but I find slightly overweight girls like this attractive

[Viral Labs @ViralLabsLLC]

What is it about a bikini tan line on a blonde girl that makes my hog go bonkers

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

@MccrapChuck Can you like it ?

[Jorkin DePeanus @BigstepperMo]

yooo bang some black beatles and these niggas would be the goats #mannequinchallenge #mannequinmark

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Honestly, thought this was a still image when I first started watching.

Nope, just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsom’s California