What the actual fuck?
The BBC genuinely decided tonight that John Torode being sacked from Masterchef for uttering a “racial” term at a bar he doesn’t remember is a bigger story than the Afghan migrant cover up.
Our national broadcaster is an enemy of Britain.
I mean it.
DEFUND!
A family of beavers released into an enclosure in Worcestershire are celebrating one year in their new home.
Forestry England worked with Natural England and the Beaver Trust for the project.
Richard Boles from Forestry England says they’ve been busy ‘beavering’ away…
🔵🟡 WE ARE BACK! 🔵🟡
It’s the news we’ve all been waiting for… Worcester Warriors are officially returning. This is more than a comeback; it’s the start of a new era.
Visit the Warriors Website for the full press release and Q&A, and subscribe for updates. #WarriorsReturn
We get it, @SkyNews and The Guardian - same initials, both wear uniforms, operate internationally, and move fast. But only one SAS was affected by the Heathrow power outage. Spoiler: it was the one with the free coffee onboard, not the one with parachutes.
HEALING WATERS…
The one last thing that is wholesome and good is the riverbank. No matter how bad the world is around us, no matter how many wheels have fallen off, the waterside is our healer.
Lock us down, put up our taxes, gaslight us and lie to us but leave our riverbanks out of this.
There are certain things that ordinary, common folk like me need. I can put up with the bullshit. But not the human shit floating down our rivers. I can cope as long as I get my ‘me time’ next to those healing waters.
I go fishing to heal, to mature, to reflect, to balance and see life in perspective. To forgive and not hate. To see the other side of the story because no matter what, old man river will still be flowing when I am long gone from this earth and all of my angst won’t change him one bit.
Instead I give it to him. My angst. My frustration, sadness or jealousy and he takes it all with silent stoicism: the best confidant a person can have.
There is something very reassuring about the timeless nature of fishing and water. More than anything, it allows us get away from the likes of the soulless idiots that lead us and leave them in their world, while we enjoy our own little kingdom for just a while.
Now even that is under threat and it is unacceptable not just to me but millions of ordinary people that cherish their time spent by the water. Pollution is becoming increasingly rampant .
The parliamentary process is failing us. We have achieved nothing in the past 20 years. These people are soulless and they just don’t get it. Any of it. While they argue how many sexes there are, we just want to go fishing. Or walk the dog. Sit by the water and picnic. Swim in it. Whatever.
Their lack of empathy and twisted view of how the world should work is even polluting the one good pure thing that was left. Members of parliament should be utterly ashamed of themselves. A classroom of five year old children would make a better job of running things.
And the thought of whoever from the swamp gets the big job is accompanied by the certainty that the person in charge knows nothing about rivers or water and will achieve nothing.
If you are so up your own arse that you can’t understand the sanctity of people’s health and leisure time you are not the solution.
The government will not fix this. We must fight back and reverse this dreadful drift into oblivion.
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