Sumo

Slime, Frog, and GOD enjoyer.
#quackpack
100% whole satire

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

$LINK
Just found out my neighbor got into crypto around 2017. He invested and got some bitcoin and around 2K ETH
He is in a wheel chair and I quote " I would bet my fucking wheel chair on LINK" LMAO MF WOULD BET HIS ONLY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION
HES GNNA MAKE IT

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

The 2 highest rated indie games of the year are 10% off in a bundle together! https://t.co/oXftajREcn

[@LedHëd @LedHed620]

@geoffkeighley Friday night at 7p and not a single ticket sold. Lol

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@geoffkeighley “Good luck getting one” my guy this shit is not selling seats like you think

[ΛCIDTECT @ACIDTECT]

@bigsumoWD Beanerific

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

My guy fuck that we beaned out

[josé @soberseas]

apparently I can’t say “beaned out” at work when referencing something Mexican that I did

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@ak179_ She’s also extremely hurt and mourning.

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@MuseZack Wrong this shit sucked

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@JAL7884 @MediacomSupport Fuck mediacom I had them when I lived in Arizona they still want last months bill they are never getting it

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@FightWithMemes Nobody has birthday parties at 8am
More like 4pm or a bit earlier

[MEE @RCWMEE]

Coolin

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

Just got the white card

[stinky slime @stinkycubert]

@bigsumoWD You’re white in my book buddy

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

Italians just got white status like 2 years ago next in line is Mexicans we just gotta wait like 2 thousand more years

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

Getting this as a 327 LB man and looking like a rotisserie chicken

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@Trans_Lykeia That’s the best part pussy

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@Plasma_Legion Might be a class thing idk man I seen some ghetto shit in my life and this is up there with murdering each other over colors and speaker phone in public

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@seekingaround17 He was inside that day when it happened

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

That nigga look like he from Jalisco

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1969, a 23-year-old from Northern Ireland named Jack Keyes achieved a legendary feat by chugging 36 pints of beer in a single hour.

To put the pace into perspective, Keyes would have had to average one pint every 100 seconds for a full hour without slowing down.

When Guinness World Records retired all alcohol-consumption categories in 1989 due to health and safety concerns, Keyes’ unfathomable achievement remained the unbeaten, permanent record.

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

@RCWMEE Fr off the cuff mad gay

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

This nigga dick watching that’s crazy

[Vosco, Count of Morón @tummygroyper]

@henryfordfan88 Over exaggerated by pornography, some Africans do in Africa but only because their people tend to come from matriarchical societies, African Americans in America are about a quarter inch larger than whites flaccid, but not larger when erect

[Sumo @bigsumoWD]

This nigga dick watching

[Vosco, Count of Morón @tummygroyper]

The effects of Mexicans and circumcision (yes it does have an effect)