BigSwee

king of paper hands

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: Me and the SpaceX lunch lady when she becomes a millionaire after the IPO.

[Mike @mhc_76]

The walk out of MSG after spending 5 figures to witness an L has gotta be brutal

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

He run like those weird kids in school going to lunch

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

It could be worse.

He could have introduced the President.

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@kiantrades Thanks Kian

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@JonEtrades Thanks Jon

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

Didn’t your husband get a blow job in the oval office… Maybe sit this one out

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@Mavs_FFL My last name is Sweeney, I’ll take my cousins place

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@DallasTexasTV Is 6’7 plus sized?

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@ShamsCharania That’s my cousin!

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@ShamsCharania Ruined my parlay

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@BigE1919 Imma buy 25 shares ok

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@themissinglinks @TheRealNasa00 Not worth more than $LMT right now

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@TheRealNasa00 Try to find a fund that includes it in it and go that route. Merrill has one but you need to have $1.1m under management.

[BigSwee @bigswee1]

@MaxxChewning Don’t look today Maxx

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota