lil bee 🐝

they/them, buzz/buzz

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

@willsolacesimp yeah idk time isn’t real today

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

i’ve had two partners for over a year now, and yet today like a rookie i said “hey baby” and didn’t realize my mistake until i got two synchronized yes’s

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

@UniversalORL @HorrorNightsORL is dead coconut club open tonight?

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

the reason i think they should do it individually is because clearly those fog cannons were built right into the portal, and i assume the other 3 have them lol

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

am i crazy or could they could do a scaled down version of this every morning if they wanted? imagine there’s a little ceremony at all the portals every day with a celestial opening them up, or maybe there’s one at the front of the park.

[Theme Park Shark 🎢🦈 Dustin Sparage @ThemeParkShark]

Really cool Isle of Berk Opening Ceremony at Universal Epic Universe. This opening was for invited media at a media preview day! #Hosted #EpicUniverse

The park will officially grand open on May 22nd.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A new snippet of ‘Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor’s Version)’ by Taylor Swift premieres in the newest episode of The Handmaid’s Tale.

https://t.co/KUPn7YcF7x

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

someone just knocked on our window because they wanted our parking spot at springs and my boyfriend simply rolled down his window and said “touch my car again and i’m calling the cops”

he ain’t gonna be my boyfriend for long cause i’m marrying him after that

[✧𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕪 ✧ || 5 DAYS TILL 🎂 @Frosty_Iruma]

Since people are majorly downplaying the accomplishments and the achievements of the How To Train Your Dragon trilogy over its 10 years, here’s a thread detailing all of them!

[🧵]

[Spooky Park Bar @ThemeParkBar]

Only virgins complain about theme park sightlines

[droid factory struggle tweets @ClaytonicShift]

There’s literally a dragon right in front of you and you’re worried about a building

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

my father is leaving for a boys trip to vegas with his marine buddies tomorrow. i texted him just now asking what the agenda was, it’s pretty basic so i mentioned that there were some fun celebrity restaurants he could try. i’m guessing that’s a no

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Are they in couples therapy because of the abortion

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Can I interest you in--

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

the best part of being polyamorous is finding something i like at a store and saying “which one of you is buying this for me”

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

hey @tiktok_us why is it that someone who sexually/verbally/mentally abused me was able to find and follow me from his phone contacts 6 years after i blocked his number? i don’t think you should be able to follow someone from your contacts if your number has been blocked.

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

the only ride i did yesterday was Monsters and i’m really surprised that i haven’t really seen people talking about my favorite part at the beginning?? like that WASNT the highlight for everyone?????

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

monsters was down all day and finally went back up when we sat down to eat

anyway i’m starving but we got to do monsters TWICE

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

i’m not even trying to brag i’ve just seen like 20 versions of this post from my TM pals and wanted to join in on the fun

[lil bee 🐝 @bigthundermesa]

doing something pretty ✨epic✨ tomorrow 👀