Chirag Gupta

Solved the Annexation of Puerto Rico

[Chirag Gupta @bigticketgupta]

It’s mind boggling to me how horrible some people smell on public transportation. Easy way to ruin someone’s day #shrink

[Chirag Gupta @bigticketgupta]

Inject this in my veins

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

Jalen Brunson is asked if he, as a star, is bothered at all by not having the ball in his hands as the Knicks' offense adapts:

"One, I'm not a star. Two, I want to win."

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Losing in a game 7 just to hop on your Twitch live to complain about someone flopping might be the saddest any NBA player has gone out in history

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I love when you see someone you know from a distance and you try to perfectly time the “hi” so you avoid the extracurricular and don’t get into an awkward conversation

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So bored in class I'm watching Dude Perfect #shrink #pounditnoggin

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New wallet #expand

[Nova Starting 5 @NovaStarting5]

Villanova dances tomorrow for the first time since 2022.

Here’s a memory of the 2022 team.

Let’s do it for them.

[Chirag Gupta @bigticketgupta]

Today. Today is the BEST day of the year. Friendly reminder to have your computers charged today

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I just said exsqueeze me in public. Jeez.

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Did a one bite pizza review with a homeless person last night. How was your Thursday?

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Next time I have an exam I’m gonna tell my professor “I’ll take ya test” and he’s gonna reply : “I want the chirag who wouldn’t take the test. “

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I can’t believe that the only thing I want in the world right now is a job. Might just take a sabbatical for the rest of my life

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Everything we got. Wasn’t enough

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Girls think they're reinventing the wheel by using these instead of a backpack. I'm sick of this bit

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From chirag Gupta himself: I have been diagnosed with the cheese touch

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Best day of Bakemas

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The best part of the halftime show is I understand what he’s saying

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Cancel the NFL. This is the worst football game I’ve ever watched in my life

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Honestly the media has been WAY too hard on J.J. McCarthy (Nine). He still has a TON of potential and has shown he has the IT factor.

The only QB’s I’m taking over him right now are:

- Matthew Stafford
- Drake Maye
- Dak Prescott
- Josh Allen
- Patrick Mahomes
- Justin Herbert
- Jordan Love
- Jared Goff
- Baker Mayfield
- Brock Purdy
- Sam Darnold
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bryce Young
- Caleb Williams
- Daniel Jones
- Jalen Hurts
- Jaxson Dart
- Joe Burrow
- Bo Nix
- Jacoby Brissett
- Kirk Cousins
- Marcus Mariota
- Lamar Jackson
- C.J. Stroud
- Cam Ward
- Tyler Shough
- Geno Smith
- Aaron Rodgers
- Tyrod Taylor
- Shedeur Sanders
- Max Brosmer
- Brandon Allen
- Kyle Allen
- Andy Dalton
- Joshua Dobbs
- Quinn Ewers
- Joe Flacco
- Dillon Gabriel
- Jimmy Garoppolo
- Tyler Huntley
- Josh Johnson
- Mac Jones
- Case Keenum
- Trey Lance
- Riley Leonard
- Drew Lock
- Tanner McKee
- Graham Mertz
- Davis Mills
- Jalen Milroe
- Joe Milton III
- Gardner Minshew
- Nick Mullens
- Aidan O'Connell
- Kenny Pickett
- Spencer Rattler
- Mason Rudolph
- Cooper Rush
- Kedon Slovis
- Easton Stick
- Jarrett Stidham
- Mitchell Trubisky
- Malik Willis
- Russell Wilson
- Zach Wilson
- Jameis Winston
- Tyson Bagent
- Connor Bazelak
- Stetson Bennett
- Teddy Bridgewater
- Jake Browning
- Jayden Daniels
- Tommy DeVito
- Justin Fields
- Sam Howell

That’s it. That’s the list.

[Chirag Gupta @bigticketgupta]

What’s worse - the electric chair or your computer being dead for a class?