Hector Banana-Bread

He looks good, and he looks hard

[Hector Banana-Bread @bigtime_genius]

1993 Plymouth Breeze. Top speed 65 mph. No power steering, windows, or locks, just vibes.

[Muscadine Bloodline @MuscadineBLine]

Post the car you drove in highscool. We we’ll go first. Chuck in the Oldsmobile. G in the explorer.

[Billy M @BillyM_91]

LMAO Mike Evans

[MAILER-DAEMON @hassanrahim]

soulwax - any minute now

[Jake Paynting @JakePaynting]

@TeamYouTube URGENT HELP NEEDED

My YouTube account, email account, and adsense account has been hacked and deleted.

Please help me recover my account.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

Ethan Hunt is one of the best movie characters because he’s in 8 movies and he goes rogue in every single one of them

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Goodell giving Deshaun the award

[Hector Banana-Bread @bigtime_genius]

@boopasteve Vaguely leftist brotha this is baseball you got a better chance of finding a commie on a golf course

[Hector Banana-Bread @bigtime_genius]

@thorku

[Janik Eckardt @JanikEckardt]

The "organizations fail QBs before QBs fail organizations" quote doesn't apply to the worst QBs of all time who have shown zero improvement from year 2 to 3

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

Sometimes you really can tell Western Philosophy was brought into existence by a guy who was so annoying the town voted to have him killed.

[Errai @errai]

Parents the instant they board a plane: my beefy baby is fated to find his Voice on this flight. We must remain fully impassive as he writhes and screams his way to language

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”

[bea🔻 @inkstainedlover]

“microwave of joints” wow french people are actually genuises

[that one wasian who lowkey gets all the white boys @osamabishounen]

if i was a leftist insurgency im sure i could raise a little extra cash in the drug trade without gradually turning into an apolitical crime syndicate. i wouldnt let the money change me like that

[Hector Banana-Bread @bigtime_genius]

Checking in

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

oh cool. just pick up your wheelchair and place it in the trunk, and walk over to the door.

Makes perfect sense.

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This remains one of the funniest tweets of all time:

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is what rigging an election looks like

[Hector Banana-Bread @bigtime_genius]

@TheTWolvesBlog @DaneMooreNBA We love repeating the premise of the original tweet in replies