frosty

[HOUSTON FOOD BLOGGER @EricEatsHTX]

Love seeing all these pickleball places close

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Life hack.

Wanna find a wife?

Travel Eastern Europe during Monaco F1

All the gold digging whores are in Monaco

All the girls you’re too poor to please are in Monaco.

All the baddies left in their home cities don’t know any billionaires.

Done.

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

"PSG win the CL"

Their dumbass fans that same night:

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Fort Worth has officially hit 1 million residents and is now one of the 10 biggest cities in America

[Drew ꗞ @GoodNightDrew]

Lightning McQueen meets Mater as an adult after going to Radiator Springs

Boycott this show

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

I hate a social nigga in the gym. focus on your workout and fuck off bitch ass nigga

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Niggas ubering home after fսckіոg a fat bitch

[Eli Lever @aussieflya]

There’s only one financial metric for a happy life:

Making more money than your wife’s sister’s husband.

Nothing else matters.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Where can I find those families that say:

"Take this $200k and stay away from our daughter”

[Daniel @VoteLewko]

Happy International Women's Day everybody.

[nomadgeist @nomadgeist]

Type of lowkey wifeable mid Latina that you meet exactly 1.5 days before your flight out of her city

[Emmanuel Rincón @EmmaRincon]

Elon Musk envió hoy un Tesla Model S señuelo con seguridad para distraer a la prensa, luego llegó en un auto diferente y se coló en el juzgado antes de que pudieran obtener fotografías o hacer preguntas.

Troleada histórica.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 BREAKING: Iranian missile scores direct hit in Jerusalem moments ago

[Yassine Yousfi @yassineyousfi_]

your yearly reminder to ignore google reviews

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@ShitpostRock Admittedly, I was at first dumb enough to think he actually meant hanging out with UN diplomats 🤣🤣

However, even after he clarified that he meant a party with young women “under age 25”, I still chose working on rockets and cars.

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

This is a masterclass in self-defense and immediate regret.

​White Shirt did everything right. He walked away. He turned his back. He tried to protect the women he was with. But Shirtless Bro just wouldn't let it go.

​He gets dropped the first time. That was the chance to stay down.
​The Mistake: He gets up and chases him again.
​The Finisher: BOOM. That kick to the face is a factory reset button. 😴
​The best part? Watch the cops. They don't even tackle the guy in the white shirt. They swoop in like UFC referees waving off the fight because they saw exactly who instigated it.
​"No contest. Walk away."