Greg Johnstein

Michigan Grad | Lawyer | Average Meat | Lover of Puppies | Detroit Tigers Enthusiast

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

You know what:

Today can fuck right off.

#myballsweresosweaty

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

@BaseballWRLD_ Where is Cabby?

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Hey Jason! Tell me what you would have done if you were the umpires making the decision here?

#raindelayquestions #repdetroit

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

OH and by the way, I’d like to make one thing clear:

Liberals use slurs as well! Just conveniently when there are no marginalized groups in sight.

I might be a liberal, but I sure as hell ain’t some retarded faggot.

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

I gotta get this off my chest:

Every Monday for two and a half years straight, I have listened to @TonyHinchcliffe give open mic comedians advice on how to succeed in the world of stand-up.

Here is my review of his newest special:

[Benson @Miggysbat]

Austin Jackson’s catch in the Armando Galarraga game.

I will forever marvel at how quickly he covered the ground he did.

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

The Tigers are officially undefeated in the month of June!

Roar! Only 63 wins to go! Wild Card here we come!

#repdetroit

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

@tigers

do you realize how fucking unbearable it is to watch this team daily?

What a fucking shit show.

[Scott Bentley @BentleyScotty]

TIGERS DIDN’T LOSE TODAY

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

I just cracked the fucking code…

The same people who hate on Nickelback are the same people who hate on Drake.

This shit is so beyond forced at this point. Nickelback is a top 5 Canadian band of all time; but yall ain’t ready for that conversation.

#drake

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Is it time for Zach McKinstry to take a trip to Toledo?

Holy fuck this team is a hard watch.

#repdetroit

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Hey Jason! What’s your annual income and do you think it should be more? If so, why?

#raindelayquestions #repdetroit

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Hey Benetti, Cheers was filmed in front of a live studio audience. BTW.

#raindelayquestions

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

The Tigers losing back to back to the Mets has just let me know that this team is truly fucked.

So happy that McGonigle can make such a massive impact on his team and it still not be enough to beat the fucking Mets.

Figure it the fuck out boys.

#repdetroit #tigers

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Bo Bichette since being traded:

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Benetti, who is your favourite Tiger and why?

#raindelayquestions

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

Dodgers this year: https://t.co/lhuOgdXlEz

[Greg Johnstein @bigtimegreg]

This is quite literally the biggest joke I’ve ever seen.

“We don’t allow people to grow and change!” - UK

[Wireless Festival @WirelessFest]

As a result of the Home Office banning YE from entering the United Kingdom, Wireless Festival has been forced to cancel.

All ticket holders will recieve an automatic full refund.