R.0.8,3r+

I want it all. I want my cake and best believe Imma eat it too. In constant need of an awkward mix of blatant adventure and security..

[R.0.8,3r+ @bigtitrob]

Them: Do you even smoke ??

Me:

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

need to learn the phonetic alphabet because i just said “r as in rupaul” and the person on the other end started laughing…..

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

The gay person your friends suggest you go on a date with

[avant-teen lucas ☀️ @noticedicried]

white people be like Don’t use the front door come in through the garage

[Jordie 🏔️⛰️ @jordieevan]

My dermatologist has a coffee table book of himself shirtless in his lobby

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

she was exactly who she thought she was

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

That’s when you just throw everything out

[Throwbacks Crave @throwbackscrave]

When Vanessa Hudgens fell on purpose after the entire ‘High School Musical’ cast jumped for a group photo. Like girl, just get up 😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’ll never forget how much walking we did as kids 😭😭😭😭 we walked everywhereeeeeee.

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐢 @svnonbiebs]

qual era a chance de isso dar certo?

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Niggas watching the Odyssey but don’t watch they own kids

That shit is ODD TO SEE

[hello bello @hello_bell2]

It’s hotter when they have a little more body fat IDK!

[Jeremiyahhh @Jeremiyahhh]

Megan The Stallion really had us walking around saying watashi wah stah 😂😂😂

[agnes ☽ @folkloreemind]

i wish spotify had a "songs you forgot about for some weird reason but trust me, you still love them" button

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me looking at my niece do whatever she wants because I'm tired of saying "Stop" and "no no"

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[methdoii @methdoli]

me when i used to work overnight at a hotel and smoke meth in the back office where there were no cameras