Ty Emerson ©️

[Maris @Nazumejud]

“Excuse me sir, are you straight” 😂

[Ty Emerson ©️ @bigty1395]

I just want to be a good man

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

True.

[Rumpleforeskin @SimplySarahSue3]

Sheryl crow: I was headed to church

6yr old me: I was off to drink you away

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

You really just don’t get it.

[Donny Treverson PhD @BostonDonnyT]

Leaving Irish goodbyes in 2023, Jewish goodbyes are in for 2024. Sneaking out of the function through a tunnel.

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

Just for the record. If you're going to have a mental breakdown, I'd rather you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shop aquarium than shoot up innocent people..

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Your partner coming to you about something you’ve done wrong isn’t a personal attack. It’s a healthy sign they value the relationship and want to make it work – it's a heads up. You communicate, you fix it, you stay. That's emotional maturity. That's commitment. That's love.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

imma just buy it, i’ll make the money back

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

Alexa play Texas by BigXthaPlug

[Ty Emerson ©️ @bigty1395]

Ain’t a mf alive meaner than my girlfriend when I call and wake her up at the time she asked me to call and wake her up 💀

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

[Dayan @Dcartii23]

Me with a blue Powerade after getting fucked up

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

when my girl tells the waiter i asked for no pickles

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Hunter not sure what to do now

[Ty Emerson ©️ @bigty1395]

Me every time my girl leaves

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

I need to you only
save money live once