j*rdana

Best dressed at the smoke sesh 🌿
Check out my art designer @sonymusic

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Finished my 2020 motion reel and it's only three months late. Go peep my work (it's my best yet) https://t.co/JBOnzg9zRb

[y @liveonhbo]

EVEN SURVIVOR IS UNABLE TO ESCAPE THE TAYLOR SWIFT EDITS MOVEMENT

[Karla Cruz Godoy, M.Ed. @karlacruzgodoy]

This is why I date women 🤣 #survivor

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Do I want to play Survivor or do I want to live on a beach free from capitalism?

[han goldstein @hangoldste]

ranked choice pronouns

[han goldstein @hangoldste]

sending this scorpio szn moodboard to all my friends

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@LilNasX Cool so are you going to reimburse me for my flight and hotel to see you on Saturday

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Wtf @LilNasX you can't reschedule one day out. Some of us bought flights and hotels to see you in Nashville and are fucking us over

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@heyzmsc Zed's Dad

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@qveenvjkobra I've been known to do a full face wash at the airport and do a sheet mask on the plane (esp after camping)

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Throwing away my Naked 2 palette today. It's the end of an era

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Anyone trying to go to Electric Forest this summer I've got 2 GA camping tickets for sale. Selling for face value ✨🌲

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@TheMichaelORear I was ranting today about how I was the only one who loved Slednecks akā the Alaskan Jersey Shore

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@hangoldste The Flight Attendant

[Em DeMille @littleteagirl_]

Requesting a Miranda Croft spin off 🫶🏻 @FlightAttendant #MirandaCroft #TheFlightAttendant

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

@susiehheller Which bagel store though (it matters)

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Ok but why don't more DJs play Hannah Montana in the club @typride

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Today my girlfriend and I started a book club meaning we took 2 hours to watch one Vanderpump rules episode because we kept pausing to dissect the subtext like we were doing a close reading in am English class

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Me: definitely ready to do a cross country road trip/solo travel year

Also me: has one (1) night with no plans and texts every person in my phone to meet for a drink

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Shane from Love Is Blind has the same voice as my toxic ex it's so uncanny it makes my skin crawl

[j*rdana @bigwitchenergyz]

Struggling from long pandemic fatigue (struggled to get from the Q to the L at 14th st)