mamas boy who might kick your ass

hold up. Can you see my abs from here

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

My finger nails are the belly of a muskrat, my bathroom floor could host the annual mud bog, and I’ve got a furry hand knocking on my door. I peer through the peep hole and I can see this is no Tigger, this is my old priest. The one from my ex girlfriend’s dead brother’s funeral.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@stevepicray @isaiahrmartin Even if what you were saying were true it still wouldn’t make executing a disarmed man in the street okay. People like you are the problem. To see someone executed in broad daylight and say “he was antagonizing the government! It’s justified!” You sound like the Ba’ath party

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Tweeting.. we still call it that, no? Oi! Elon! Mr. Miracle? (Yes, you) When I say tweet do you know what I mean? Sorry, I need more characters, there’s not enough on X! Free speech my arse. Ok, all, when I said tweet, did he.. huh. did who? Shit. Ah! Miracle. Yes. Mate. My mate.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

So. how do you guy type when your underskin peels? I’m so addicted to the grind. The chemical plant. It’s the new football. Winning! So. poison. How’s that for romance. I move the poison. Tank to cup.. Lil’ spill, yadda, yadda. My underskin melts’m bit. It’s just i wantsa tweet..

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@realDonaldTrump Mister Biden? Is that you? What are your pronouns? I need to tell Mr. Fauci. He wants me and Mr. Trump to “mate”. I’m not sure what Mr. Fauci means by “mate” but I think it has something to do with ACOTAR. Mate. My mate. Hm. Maybe Mister Biden is on to something…

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Y’all ever heard of a demon rat? How’s that for a new, woke pope? Ahem, Mr. Pope, I think you’re missing the part where we don’t pay 400 million for a plane? It’s free. Fauci is a pope LMAO. Have you seen his emails? Demon rat. Comedy is back! Fauci is a pronoun🤣

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Sorrow. How I feel it. To tweet is to turn to a love one in your time of need. You, followers, you are my mother. My siblings. My blood. I tell you of cream and you leave me longing. I fear you’ve not loved me at all. How is my blood to abandon me? Free speech is back! TY, Elon!

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Brown shell. White inner. An Oreo cookie or the cream of a BBC, neither will do! My caloric deficit must triumph. On my belly is what I tell them all. On my rock hard abs you shall spill it. And they do. And when my abs clap more is what they spill. I then spill my own. Ecstasy.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Where is thou hope? For I see none! Although the trade war has brought me glee I still yearn for a tender Oreo cookie. And yet, one simple Oreo would ruin my caloric intake. I will not allow it! Come, be my butt plug. For I plead of you, madam. Still, lettuce is what I will eat.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

The sun creeps behind a narrow gorge that gracefully willows into the arctic tundra beneath it. From the rim of its canyon walls I scream, “come, lord!” And so He takes me. The tears ruining my mascara draw lines that read “his abs clap so hard”. And they do clap hard. God weeps.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@CawthornforNC Have you ever had a symptom of sexiness? Yes, you know that I have, Mr. C. You made my log quite solid, so to speak. And I yours. God, I made your log so stiff. It was quite the branch. Could I break it with my biceps? I can juggle Christmas ornaments with my lats. So probably.

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@JDog83259 @19eightytwomatt I tell folks of all walks of life about how Mister Abbott has been such an ally for the queer members of the great Texas state.. some call it the hill country, I call it home. Mister Abbott will open the border! Anywho. I worry about my family.. when will they ban ALL Mark Twain?

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@RRholiman @_BruceBane Aha! Bruce Bane made this picture. He’s a child prodigy, sir! Bloody brilliant. I wonder… would Bruce Bane do a body shot off my abs as I clap them? Trick question! His father and I do it nightly. His mother cucks Big Bane so hard for me. I don’t like it but it’s gets her off…

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@madethis2hide @Partibuoy @ImTimothySavage @DirkersonDirk @llddiiss @infowars Marco Rubio is pro gay as is Miss Boebert. I’m not complaining about it. As long as my brute of a god provides I will hold them accountable to my actions. Though I do wonder if I’m born of scaly flesh and I know that not to be “god’s image”. Or could it be? How could I know….

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Lot of type ABs are lethal. For example, an Emu. You can use an emu as a weapon if need be. You can use them as glue, too. Anyways. I have a whole lot of love for FOOTBALL BABY. Bulldogs gonna stop those west coast elitist pussies this year. Haha. Pussy englanders. Soccer lmao..

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

I mean, I’m not gonna lie. Life is hard sometimes. You ever had to re-blood yourself? They say that the blood of a bird is pretty healthy. My therapist says so anyways (yes, I go to therapy, females🙄). I had to transfuse myself. I’m running mostly on bird blood. They are type AB

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Someone, anyone! Help! Ahem, yes, now that I’ve got your attention… surprise! Anyways. I’m lonely. NOT! Haha, you fell for it. Have you seen me? I think I could be a good edition to the FBI. Federal Boob Inspection. Federal Butt Inspection more like it. Mate. My mate. Fauci….

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@lavern_spicer My god is a fearsome tyrant and yet I love him so. He’s quite the brute. You know I was nearly aborted? Anyways. I like Trump a good bit. Too lazy to vote, though. But hey! How bout a gift card to McDon’s? 5-7 bucks or so. That would surely get me out to the polls, Missus Spicer!

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@laurenboebert Don’t think think there’s supposed to be comma after thanks LMAAAOOOOOOO. English not your first language, Lar? That’s okay… I know how to speak tongues if you catch my wind breaker. Loose and simple. No need to overcomplicate things, Mrs. Boebert…. There is no need….

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

Caitlin Clark? More like Fauci to me.. I mean, come on. Are we really going on about this? BaLl gO iN bAsKeT🙄Don’t we have better things to do? Fauci made me infertile. Sterile they say. That woman taunts me.. I don’t like it. I don’t like her or Fauci.. maybe they should mate..

[mamas boy who might kick your ass @bigworkhorse]

@laurenboebert Im trying to coexist with your husband lmao