Mango Jones

Follow proto and keep on featherin’ it G’s.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “Everything is a scripted reality show.”

“You’re grabbing people left and right … you then have protests everywhere and you have ICE responding with deadly force.”

“You’re stirring the pot and creating mini civil wars all over the country that people are watching on television.”

“And you’re not going after employers that are employing illegal labor.”

“You’re not going after the big hotel magnates that employ illegal labor.”

“You’re not going after big agricultural firms that do the same thing.”

“If you are using illegal labor to build housing, housing should be cheap, right?”

“Agriculture, there’s a lot of illegal labor used in agriculture.”

“Then the food should be cheap, right?”

“Well, no. The food is the most expensive it’s ever been.”

“What about the houses?”

“They’re the most expensive they’ve ever been.”

“What about staying at hotels and eating out at restaurants?”

“No, that’s more expensive than it’s ever been.”

@TimJDillon

[Slightly Elevated @jessepeakdotcom]

@DailyLoud

[Mango Jones @bigzack71]

@eyehatethou @BARFENEMA @_ash_2_ash_ @TheFlenser It would be super lame if you record/release the adult swim set

[Darren M. Haynes @DarrenMHaynes]

Listen to Terry McLaurin explain that he heard the official tell him he was good, then the official threw a flagged for illegal formation. @wusa9 #HTTC

[Bo Nix Fan @ItsYaBoyCT]

@SSRajamouliRRR @barstoolsports Cause he had a 4.0 in pounding the fucking rock

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

Never forget when Tyler Herro threw a lob to 40 years old Udonis Haslem 💀
https://t.co/2A8cNpKYCD

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

no one:

birds at 6 am:

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I said this it’s all about clout now. Putin doesn’t call into Red Scare it’s over.

[Thou @eyehatethou]

You can’t be on social media & be straight edge.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The scene in Cobra Kai where they bully a kid for his ivermectin is particularly painful. They beat him while yelling “Share it. It’s safe and effective.”

[MUT.GG @MUTdotGG]

Someone tell the Steelers about the run commit glitch. Dalvin Cook is averaging 17 yards per carry tonight.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Today at the Grocery Store the guy bagging the groceries said “Let’s go Brandon.” The woman in front of me on line started crying and then had a stroke. For anyone who thinks this is “funny” maybe take a class in being human.

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

Big Orange Revival

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Now that I can’t use Facebook I’m gonna go to Dunkin Donuts with a gun a yell about Ilhan Omar. I call it Facebook Live.

[Drebin #894 @TheRealFolo]

Nursing homes about to sound like a war zone

[Thou @eyehatethou]

Three years since the last record: slackers.

[Nate Moradzadeh @natem54321]

@SamHarrisOrg This is just my own personal practice data: 274 out of 276 patients hospitalized with covid since June 15th were unvaccinated. Only 1 of the 2 is fully vaccinated. So that’s 0.3% fully vaccinated. Vaccine seems to work to me. But what do I know? I’m just a physician…

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

The same people making all these jokes and laughing about Dwayne Haskins being a victim of domestic violence, are the same people that would’ve been calling for his HEAD if the roles were flipped!

No form of violence towards ANYONE is acceptable and damn sure isn’t funny.