Zorb

aspiring writer turned adult chess prodigy turned writer

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The shithawks are circling on this week's #CarWashWars!

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Mister Dulse has got some real friggin' daddy issues....

#CarWashWars

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Wanna experience a sacred spraydown?!

#CarWashWars now streaming at https://t.co/Dnf4CyW2vQ and the TPB+ app 💦

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Evil Mister Dulse goes gangsta on #CarWashWars, now streaming at https://t.co/rM5rsGSqq4 💦

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🚗💦 CAR WASH WARS Episode 1 now streaming at https://t.co/Dnf4CyW2vQ and the TPB+ app! 🚗💦

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I mean this with absolute kind-hearted sincerity: Travis Kelce would be a great clown.

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"FUCK YOU" @MagnusCarlsen is out.

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*sits down to do work after 3 straight weeks of depressed procrastination*

"On second thought, maybe this is the morning I get into Slayer"

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Spending Canada Day explaining to my gfs aunt and uncle the detailed significance of Kenny Omega’s 1-count kickout from the One-Winged Angel.

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@kingkongfundy Finally

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Zelda is the Springsteen of video games. Not elaborating.

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*looks around room with important work receipts in hand*

“Ah, I’ve finally found a designated May 10 receipt box!”

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Great to see this, but saying Nepo had "a horrendous showing when he was trounced by Magnus Carlsen" in 2021 is unfair.

Yes, after fighting for 8 straight hours, Nepo lost to the GOAT in a legacy-defining game and couldn't recover. Horrendous!

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Interest in chess has grown exponentially in recent years, and people aren’t merely playing the game online—they’re also watching it, talking about it, and turning it into memes. https://t.co/AAddGd4gtq

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Lol it’s not too late to go back my man

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@kingkongfundy 🎳

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Six months into the job, switching my email sign off to “all best,” to start signalling my heel turn.

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As I age, I learn to find peace when dealing with failures. Taking deep breaths, getting some exercise, and then stabbing dozens of spikes in an effigy of my most envied adversary and publicly burning it on Instagram Live.

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The best part about streaming services is that they totally understand that I always mean to exit the show entirely when I hit the back button while the progress bar is showing

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“Hey did you catch why the subtitles refer to that girl as ‘donkey shooter’? Oh wait oh god no no no!”