Bihari Boheem

All the way from India just to get in-to-ya! Follow me on IG: @BihariBoheem

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I lay in bed thinking of you...

In different positions i could fuck you!

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Im not boring im just broke

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Me: "Here if u wanna talk"

My mind: "Pls say no cos i have no idea how to comfort ppl im like really awkward"

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No hair down there no care

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I stay home on weekends so other guys have a chance to get the girls at clubs

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Y do people struggle to talk to me am i seriously that sexy and u r nervous or what!?

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The vegetables in a fat mans fridge are touched more than me now thats #sad

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Girl u must be #homework cos theres no way in hell im doing you!

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I always though 9 + 10 was 19 no it is 21 i am so stupid...

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Stupid friend of mine thinks he has bigger muscle i told him no way my mother said mine are bigger so fuck off and grow up!!

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Its hard being so sexy :(

[Bihari Boheem @BihariBoheem]

Today was eventful i did:

- nothing

Yep feels good to be so productive :)

[Bihari Boheem @BihariBoheem]

If i slept as much as i think about #sleeping id sleep 26 hours a day... easily!

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What the hell is a girlfriend ??

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I wish but i #fail at life https://t.co/F6nEUQLLQE

[Bihari Boheem @BihariBoheem]

Friend: "what are u having for dinner?"

Me:

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All i want is a billion dollars and a 15/10 bae is that really to much to ask for!?!?

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Me: "it isnt working out, we're breaking up.."

GF: "Ew fuck off do i even know u!?"

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People wanting 'the perfect relationship'.

I just want some #Twinkies ..

[Bihari Boheem @BihariBoheem]

I've got 99 problems and I wish a bitch was one of them...

#singlelife