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Sylph

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just learned a fun new telugu proverb: the barber without any work shaved a cat

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@bl4un2ts0 @nickademus23 @esjesjesj I don’t believe in an idealistic form of egalitarian society. I think that if you’re going to engage in heterosexuality in good faith then you have certain duties to uphold. I am going to wish you good luck with your bitter attitude and ask you to wisen up about courtship

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@bl4un2ts0 @esjesjesj They are being criticized for being ungentlemanly. You should raise yourself better

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@creepydotorg “Hey Bill wanna fuck with the date Tom brought?”

“Dude I’m two steps ahead. I hired some artist my niece knows to build a fake human meat spread”

“Awesome. I put mushrooms in her dessert.”

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#classical why do they call themselves the wiener philharmonic

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@altocalle @111wonderfu1 or you are too particular about how people are exposed to new media. Stubborn or what I can’t tell

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@altocalle @111wonderfu1 You don’t want to share the music you love? Because to be honest if you don’t embrace sharing through memetics the subtext is that you want the art to die with the author

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@111wonderfu1 Rip goat

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@Bravodiehard @YSLONIKA If your father abandoned you and went on to be a billionaire would you just take that on the chin and never be miffed? You wouldn’t, I dunno… fight it to make your life easier?

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I like classical guitar so far but they write miami on top of all the bars of music and I didn’t know Florida had so much to do with Bach

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Upping my protein and fiber intake has led the charge on this really visceral consternation in my body where I have to hold in the most vile farts because if even a hint of the scent is discovered I will be removed from society

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@seviloveschar boobys

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the iron supplement aftertaste makes you wish you recalled the taste of your own blood but usually it is a memory of being ambitious

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do you think thunder yearns for lightning

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@arianatorswildt can you be serious his pen is insane

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Do you think thinner yarns for lightning

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@AnatoliTsampa @jazzythefangirl @kirawontmiss hahahahahaha

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the crew is the only audience we have left

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Zayn Malik made being sexy possible

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Nothing means nothing knowing you are everything and everything is nothing to know you are some part of everything and everything is something when you are nothing so be something and you will be everything

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I am worried I will one day only be able to write of this body and this soul and these ideas and how much they once meant to me and I am pretending not to care.

but I love this life I live so dearly.

I love it so much every day.

I am really hoping it never goes away
trying not