Kelsey Grimmett

10 years , Food specialist passion, Extreme social media nerd , Introvert - Passionate twitter enthusiast -

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Laurence Sterne~ A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life by him who interests his heart in everything.

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Ovid~ Take rest a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.

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Fair flowers to not remain long by the wayside. - German Proverb

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Norah Jones~ If I make a record I love then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody but that wont matter.

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!

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Robert W. Sarnoff~ Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?

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Organized Religion gave us the Dark Ages!

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The man who wins may have been counted out several times but he didn't hear the referee. -H E Jansen

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No flies light on a boiling pot. - Spanish Proverb

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Lewis Blaine Hershey~ A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does and about two years after he thinks he does.

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Ducks quack loudly before a rain. - German Proverb

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Every cock is proud on his own dung hill. - Spanish Proverb

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William Shakespeare~ In a false quarrel there is no true valour.

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A millstone gathers no moss. - German Proverb

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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the power and will to succeed.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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Charles Krauthammer~ Post-Watergate morality by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.

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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

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Mohammad~ The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.