joey jay defender

obsessing over something probably

[joey jay defender @biking_vampire]

CEASEFIRE NOW 🇵🇸 🍉

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

imagine this diva’s contribution to the odyssey discourse

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[colleen @collme_maybe]

movie theater popcorn can be a beautiful dinner for one

[joey jay defender @biking_vampire]

*quietly* no

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Marvel Studios is rumored to announce ‘IRON MAN 4’ starring a de-aged Robert Downey Jr at #SDCC

Releasing between ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ and ‘AVENGERS: SECRET WARS’.

(via: https://t.co/Xar5lDVLg8)

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to wear graphic tees

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

Emily Blunt's performance in Disclosure Day is so good it should have been in a better movie

[trish @ultragloss]

he might actually be the funniest man alive

[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.

Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

[joey jay defender @biking_vampire]

hi @jimmyjohns i love you but why are you putting lettuce on my sandwich right now when i didn’t ask for it and it doesn’t come originally on the sandwich i ordered pls help

[culture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Good or bad I’m in this Marvel shit for life

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

the thing about Doomsday is that I can be as big of a hater as I want but it will all be for nothing because I will be there opening weekend. I am a hypocrite and a fraud

[joey jay defender @biking_vampire]

no i refuse to believe that phm doesn’t sweep actually

[project hail malak ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @mxdeinhexvens]

how it feels knowing phm is going against
the odyssey during awards season

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

i can accept 25 minutes of commercials before the movie but i draw the line at breaking up the trailers with ads in between

[paul @paulswhtn]

The third act of The Odyssey being like snorting 30 lines of narrative payoff cocaine

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ughhhhhh I can’t have any vegetables??? Or berries?? Looks like it’s movie theater popcorn for dinner again. This totally sucks 😩

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

microdosing hell by thinking

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

Guy trying to lure me into a movie theatre to kill me: yeah so it’s an Anthony bourdain biopic directed by Matt Johnson and starring the kid from the holdovers. Also Stav is in it