jake

music, movies & sports

[jake @bikingslowmo]

so much fun, i love this city 💙

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Dalton Rushing with his best friend Shohei Ohtani

[jake @bikingslowmo]

Tommy Edman😭

[🏆🏆BACK TO BACK WS Champion Jabari Emmerich🏆🏆 @LAtahncritic]

Did a tour of Petco Park this morning.

It was going great until I asked them where they keep their World Series trophies.

They ejected me.

[jake @bikingslowmo]

In a very Smino kind of mood today

[jake @bikingslowmo]

need him....

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This construction worker nailed the Shohei impression.

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@zombAewAlk @hivemindassoc well if you look closely, i replied to the "straight white man" comment, which indeed was deserving of that response lmao.

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@zombAewAlk @hivemindassoc god ya'll are too woke

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

"LETS F*CKIN GO!" is basically just Allahu Akbar for white boys

[𝒟 @DetSparty_]

Star spangled banner just mogs all these other anthems badly

[jake @bikingslowmo]

These City Connects are hideous 😭

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@JacobsFieldRBW @Hardpard because they choked? they could very well not choke this october. dodgers were called chokers for years

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@maryuulll W

[mariel 🧡⚾️ @maryuulll]

where in the bible does it say thou shall allow runs

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@LukeBeaufoy @cmclymer why are the anti-pride people always talking about some gay pride forced down their throat 😭

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If Iran and Egypt don't want to see Pride flags at their match in Seattle, that's just too damn bad.

LGBTQ folks were intentionally erased in Qatar in 2022 due to "respect for local culture."

Seattle supports LGBTQ people. Respect the local culture.

[milobits 🇵🇸⚾️ @milobiits]

if you only read tweets this is how you would think shohei and dalton were moving yesterday

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

MLB is counting on being able to lie right to your face and you being too (rightfully) tired or distracted to hold them to any standard of reality.

[jake @bikingslowmo]

@KevinHe57306966 @McCheezy87 @MLB Brewers swept the Dodgers in the season series last year and just choked in October. If you actually watched the sport you'd know what a crapshoot the playoffs are.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

No matter how old I am, I’m always taken aback at how much the people running baseball absolutely fucking hate baseball and just love money.